- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a melon and a baby? You have to cut open the melon before you can eat it

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally Why can't Sally finish her ice cream She has no arms How do you fit Sally into a box? Put her in a blender. How do you get her out? A straw.

A can walks into a bar...HAHAHAHA JK LOL thats not possible! What was I thinking? Silly me! -David Bruggen

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Presents.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. And you said you'd never forget.

What is the street value of Amy Winehouse's ashes? Nothing. They are ashes, not drugs.

Q:What's red and crawls up your leg? A: A homesick abortion

What did the gay black man say after JFK was shot? Wow thats really sad but I have such an appetite right now so i should probably go to eat.

Roses are red violet are blue i saw a machine and it was ps2

how many Arabs and Jews can you fit on a bus? The bus in question is a 56 seater,so 56. If you cram some people in the aisles you could probably fit 65 if you didn't care about anyone's comfortability sheesh you might even for in 100 or more.

Gerald: Hey did you know I was named AFTER Abraham Lincoln? Gloria: Because he was born in the 1800's and you were born and named many years afterward? Gerald: Ah... I guess I emphasized that joke a little to much - I'm sorry this conversation happened

Why did the chicken was the boat see the genie yes but dog said meow? Last night when you were sleeping, I took a dump in your shoes and used your toothbrush to wipe my butt. Then I took your wallet and flushed down the toilet.

what did God say on the 7th day? -zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Whats worse than the Holacaust? Stepping on damn Lego's. MrBounty44

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? It varies. Alzheimer's is a very slow progressing disease, and many people suffering from it are capable of a wide variety of a number of everyday activities.

What's worse than homework? A basket full of mutilated puppies....

Your mother is so fat, that if she had 8 clones of her, they would probably not be able to stand in the elevator together due to the maximum capacity, and safety hazard.

A man and a hobo meet on a narrow path. What does the hobo do? Finds the mans wife and impregnateds her, aborts the baby, takes dead fetus chops it up and makes the man eat it in a salad. While the man is chocking he shotes him and walks on.

What's slow and spotted? A cheetah, I lied about the slow part

Why did the farmer's wife leave the farm? Because she was a lesbian.

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