- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock whos their? kevin kevin who? knock knock huh? queef

Jack and Jill went up a hill to snort a little coke, Jack felt horny , so did Jill. But unfortunately Jack cant's maintain an erection no matter how turned on he is.

Why did the man die? He was old.

A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

THIS IS NOT SPARTA! pulls him out of the hole

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

A Jew, A priest and a Muslim go into a pub,put their differences aside and have a good time!

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

Why couldn't the man open his car door for the women? He drove a jeep with removable doors

Why didn't Anne Frank ever leave the attic? She did.

Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

What is less funny than a clown? Another clown ... but with fewer limbs.

What happened to the kid who brome his neck? He died.

Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa? He's Jewish.

Q.What do Santa Clause and a grape have in common? A.They both have beards. Except for the grape.

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible.

How old are you? 7

What happened to the boat that sank? Everyone on it died

Why was the little girl sad? An elephant shat on her face

A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

Paddy Englishmen, Paddy Irishmen and Paddy Scotsman walk into a bar. They realise that they all share a common name and make a casual joke about it.

whats long, orange, and comes out of brown stuff? -a carrot.

So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

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