whats worse than breaking your arm? getting raped by a squirel

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What do a boat and a computer have in common? Nothing

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A man walks to his coathanger and shouts: "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!" his wife says not to because the Rapist 'Eggman' was out again. He says he will be careful. On his way to the store, he hears "They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggen-" but the man shouts "AND I'M THE WALRUS, SO SHUT UP AND GET OUTTA MY FACE OR I'LL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" Rapist and the singer became friends and found two more from Liverpool who were excellent musicians. They formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band's breakup.

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How many are in a baker's dozen? 12 bakers

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Well, I'm naked so I'm going to go.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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A Jewish person had a robber in their house. Who broke in? Adolf Hitler

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Why did the Flyers lose to the Blackhawks in the Stanley Cup? Because they aren't as good as the Blackhawks.

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What did the Little 8 year old boy do when a big black man walked into his house? He said "Hi daddy", then they happily ate dinner together.

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How do you get a nun pregnant? Artificial insemination.

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What Do call a dog with an e A doge

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why does my face bleeding theres an axe in it

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My name is Jeff

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Ham sandwich

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Q: Why did Tom bought a new sweeper? A : because his grandma fired their maid

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What is the best game in the world? There is no answer because that would be an opinion and opinions cannont be proved or measured.

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why did the chicen cross the road? because it saw an excellent deal on hair products on the other side of the street.

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What did the guy say to the girl when he was holding a tool? You're a tool????

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My uncle Magnus and my Aunty Agnus had a baby and named it.............Death.

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Q: How many different Pokèmon are there? A: Pokèmon aren't real.

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Why was the boy crying? he was so happy his mom bought him a playstation 3

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why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide? you would too if your name was uuhuhuhduhh

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WILLY

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Anti Joke

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