- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the guy jump out of the plane? he was parachuting

Q: What's worse than getting jury duty? A: Getting herpies from a rabbit

How many police does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they all beat the room for being black.

What did the mental patient say to the apple? She didn't say anything because she was a catatonic schizophrenic.

What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

what goes round , and round , and croaks? a blender in a frog.

What do you call a man who has a camera? a cameraman

So Helen Keller walks into a bar...

So a guy with no legs and no arms is on his death bed. He asks to sky dive one time before he dies.

What happened when the engineering student studied for a physics final? They failed.

So 185 cowboys walk into a bar and the bartender says "I can't serve 185 cowboys!" The cowboys ask why not and the bartender says "Because that would exceed the legal maximum occupancy of this building."

How did the Nazis torture someone? They inserted a glass tube in the penis and flicked the end so that it shattered.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't come anyways.

How do you make seven an even number? You don't, it's impossible.

What's worse than being a Jew in the Holocaust? Nothing.

How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

A man with a magic watch says to a prostitute, "My magic watch says you are wearing any underwear." "YOU HAVE MAGIC WATCH?! Can it tell time too??!!!"

An old man walks into a bar. He suffered greater injury than a younger man due to his advanced age and deteriorating health. But he did eventually recover by strictly adhering to his doctor's advice of bed rest, improved diet, and increased, yet moderate, aerobic exercise.

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.

What did the drunk homeless man get for his birthday? Liver cancer.

whats worse than 911 nothing you cant beat 911that sucked

Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

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