what's the difference between a jew and a pizza? a jew is a member of a religion called Judaism, they're generally tall and have curly hair, however not in all situations is this true. They celebrate Chanukah and passover and many other holidays. Pizza is an italian dish, it's round, has red sauce and cheese on it and is pretty tasty.

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how do you make a blond girl cry? kill her family

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What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

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A train poops its pants.

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What did the two Japanese men say to each other? I have no idea I don't speak Japanese

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A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

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If you don`t see a banner here, it doesn`t mean it wont come back to annoy you whenever it feels like.... P.S, Advertising helps us get rich while permanently harming your ability to focus, Please be understanding! PS: Why the hell do they use capital letters after you know, Commas? its, Weird!

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Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not Madeleine mecanne.

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What's worse than seeing Charlie sheen in a Turkish bath house? Watching the direct tv commercial for the 100th time today

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A construction worker walks into a bar. He says "Ow! That hurt!" And walked in the opposite direction to the manager to complaint about the obvious health code violations of this site.

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Roses are black Violets are black A black person died

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Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

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Why did the black man enjoy KFC. Because like many foods, it contains monosodium glutamate (MSG) a flavor enhancer that makes many foods taste better. It however had nothing to do with race or cultural background.

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What is better than tissues? Correct!

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yada yada

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Suck pussy

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Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

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I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

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Knock Knock. *silence* Knock Knock.

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some kid told me pink dolphin clothiing was nigged, so i took an eraser , gave it to his sister and beat the poop out of hiis car ON A THURSDAY!!!!!!

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What did you the blonde death amuptee child get for Christmas? Cancer.

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

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Why do people laugh at the number 69? Honestly I don't know, its just a number isn't it?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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