- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Sh*t!" cursed the man. "You're such a potty mouth!" replied the unamused toilet.

where do some birds live in? Earth

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

what's worse than the holocaust? black people whats worse than black people? mexicans Whats worse than mexicans? 2 mexicans Whats worse than 2 mexicans? Africa

What happened when the Asain woman got in her car? A speeding drunk driver hit her and now she is paralyzed from the neck down.. Its a tragic story

What's big and green and would probably kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table.

Why did the blind boy cross the road? Why? The world may never know. He was hit by a bus

How do you tell if an alien had been in your house? All your lightbulbs are gone and your fridge is pregnant.

How did the Mexican get into the U.S.A.? He came in legally, and got his green card. He then continued his life as a business man and won the lottery four years later for 5 million dollars. He then bought a cool television, he also had children and put the money in their college funds later.

What do you call a black man eating a chair. I don't know and this is highly unlikely because chairs are inedible therefore this circumstance is impossible.

What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

Why couldn't anybody at school taste lunch? Nobody made lunch.

Why can't the black person drown? He is very well trained at swimming.

what did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? get down.

What do you call a Muslim in control of a plane? A pilot

What has many legs, but can't walk? A dead spider.

Why cant Sally ride her bike? Because she has ceribal pausly

How do you beat a black man in a race? You run faster then him.

Jerry: Why arent you talking to me Seth? Seth then explains using sign language that he was born mute and is offended that Jerry keeps forgetting. Then Jerry uses sign language to say" **** off i have alzheimers!"

whats long, black, and smells like shit? a big turd

Why did thomas make a big mess on the ground? Beacuse he fell of a cliff

A black guy walks into a bar orders his drink and could not do it in a more civilized way

What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

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