- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the mom try to wake up a sleeping bag? A: Because it's morning and her kid is curled up inside fast asleep

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What is your bill about? Clinton

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tradegy.

What do you get when you jump into the Red Sea? Wet.

Q. Why was little Timmy crying? A. Because his sister died of cancer.

how did the man with the gun die? obesity

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

I love animals . But the ASPCA soon put a stop to that .

There is more than one way to skin a cat. I used a potato skin peeler.

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench Men enjoying a day in the park

Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human languages, promptly shits on the floor and leaves...

Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

How do you make a sandwich out of clay? Shape it like a sandwich

What did the little boy say to his malignant tumour? "Hello" The tumour did not respond.

DON'T LOOK A GIFT HORSE IN THE MOUTH BECAUSE HORSES HAVE BAD BREATH

A man walks into a Bar, and he gets kicked out because its an animal only bar no people allowed

a plane crashes on the boarder of america and mexico where do you bury the survivors. you dont bury the surviors

why did the boy scream? because he got shot.

can you pass the soap?

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have a gun BANG!

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