why do women rip you off? Because they like money

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Knock knock Who's there? Dishes Dishes who? Dishes a bad joke

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Why does Derrek Ashmore act so feminine on his facebook statuses? Because he has a vagina so it is appropriate for him

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Dude man, I'm high...

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What do u call a mixture of black people and asian people. Breakfast- Scrambled Eggs and Sausage

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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A 21 year old man walks into a bar. After looking at the menu for a minute he orders the cocktail of the day. The bartender looks at the man in disbelief because he has such a baby face and looks like a teenage kid. The bartender politely asks to see his ID. The man pulls out his wallet and shows him his drivers license. Sure enough he was the legal age of drinking. The bartender says "Thank you" and gives him his beverage.

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A student often slept through his alarm, which led to a lower class attendance rate and thus a poor performance on his exam

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because it broke...

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Q: what do you call a man eating some chicken ? A: a hungry man (hahahahahahaha.......i should get a life)

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? HA!

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What do you call an Amerindian who finished medical school? A doctor.

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How long does it take to paint a house with babies? It matters how hard you throw them.

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What does it mean if you have 5$ and Chuck Norris has 5$? Congrats! You both have five dollars!

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Why did the Chicken become a medium? To talk to the other side.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

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you know what hurts, a revolver bullet in your brain.

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A woman walks into a bar She is raped.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "Why the long face?" And the horse says "I have cancer".

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If Johnny can hold 7 bottles of Vodka in one hand and 6 cans of beer in the other, what does Johnny have? A drinking problem.

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What do you call a handsome nerd? The name that is on his birth certificate.

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A seal walks into a club...and is taken in custody by animal control due to the club having a no animal policy.

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What was black, then white, now dead all over? Michael Jackson.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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