I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

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Why did the black man scream in church? He felt like it.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? Almost everything. Infant mortality rates are incrediby high in many third world countries, and it is certainly no laughing matter.

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Q: What is the proper name for a female dog? A: Well there could be several names it could be a name on the collar in which case please look for the number so it can be returned to its owner. Another possibility is that it is a stray which you should either run for it could have a disease and you should just forget about the name then or take it in as your own and name it.

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You know your in Houston when... The highway sign says so.

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Your mom is so fat, she went to the hospital, and they intern, turned her exess fat into 12 babies.

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Jack and jill went up a hill to get some water. Jack fell down, twisted his ankle, and continued to roll. He broke his spine and collar bone and he was later taken to the hospital. Later that night he died because the doctors couldn't do anything. Jill then killed herself in mourning.

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A group of 8 paintbal professionals land on an island to battle another paintball team. The team is then faced by a challeng of the other team ambushing them. Everyone is okay and not touched. A case breaks the window of the bus they hide in. They open the case and find a bullet proof vest. A man placed the vest on himself. They made it one by one out of the bus and to the otherside of the field the man with the vest was shot and started going... eghegeheghdjrhherbehgh and they pulled out a real gun bulet. They were now under attack by an enemy with real amunation. Then next man to run across the fied was killed. Tehy ran fr their lives.

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A man violently rapes a small child. Unfortunately the child has aids and gives them to the man.

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Whats the difference between a Bicycle and a duck? They Both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Justin. Hello Justin, please come in.

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So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

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guess wat chicken butt guess why chicken thy guess who chicken poo guess how he chickened out

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What has three legs and herpes? A male prostitute.

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What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

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kid: dad! a kid called me gay today! dad: son, im 100% ok with u hurting that kid! kid: i cant! hes too cute.

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What do you call it when you kill a Jewish homosexual? Murder.

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WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

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Your Mother is so ugly that men tend to avoid her.

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Nah really, I start giggling like a dork whenever weird porn or whatever shows up on my computer, its just too weird. Fine ill use my glasses then, thanks for the comment by the way, I was really regretful for sending you that pic, but then again I did not have contacts then, nor did I want to photoshop anything.

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Thre jews walk into a bar i lied it was a gas chamber

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A:knock, knock B:who's there A:come in B:come in who A:me I'm gay

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whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

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