- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A catholic priest gets a nun pregnant. He drowns the baby several months later.

Q: What do Magic Johnson and Freddie Mercury have in common? A: Freddie Mercury is dead.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey.

Why did the man answer his cell phone at 3 AM in the morning? Because his phone was ringing and was probably waiting for an important phone call

Why was 6 afraid of seven? because 7 brutally beat and raped 9

When you nut and slice her fukcing dumb head off fucking dumb BITCH DIES

how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

What's green fury has 4 legs, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you. A pool-table

What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

Why was the strict Asian father angry when his son got an A- on his test? He found out that his son had been cheating.

Q. How did the blind man cross the road A. By an abmulance which took him to the hospital because his first attempt to cross was unsuccessful and the hospital was conventeintly located on the other side of the road.

Q. What do you get when you cross a bird with a human? A. Arrested.

Why did the women die? Because She was a Squirrel.

Knock, Knock!! Who's there?! The Police!! Open the f*cking door and get down on your knees.

Q: What's pink and fuzzy? A: Pink Fuzz...

Q. What's better then a baby in a microwave? A. What the hell is wrong with you? Did your parents not love you enough when you were born? Everything is worse then a baby in a microwave! Besides the felony charges it is extremely wrong! Your going to hell.

Two muffins were in an oven. One of them said, "It's sure hot in here!" The other muffin didn't respond because it's dead.

Why can't Helen Keller have sex? She is dead

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was probably a cold day.

Do you know what it looks like when you put a cat in the microwave for 3 minutes? I don't know either because I close my eyes when I masturbate.

What is worse then falling into a lava pit? Nothing you idiot.

Why was the muslim surprised? A tyrannosaurus rex bit off his legs.

why was the giraffes head so far away from his body? because he has a long neck

why did the koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead

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