- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a tape worm in your apple.

What do you call a Man who likes little childeren A Nittany Lion.

A janitor walks into a bar. He cleans the bar.

What colour is chocolate? Brown.

Rose's are red, violet's are blue. Rose's die and viloets are more purple.

Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

A black man and a white man get married... Trick question, since gay marriage is illegal in the United States, the men did not get married, and they later both died alone.

What would Loiter Squad be if the characters were white? A show.

What is the difference between a woman and a whale? One has big whiskers and is fat and filthy, the other one lives in the sea and is a mammal

Why was the Tortous and the Hare written? So fat people will feel good about themselves.

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What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

What happened when the wife refused to make her husband a sandwich? Since he was paralyzed from the neck down, he starved to death.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What do you call your mom? Mom

How many apple does it take to turn a fridge into a water buffalo? Yellow tactics because of the Minty fragrance

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

antonio has a penis head.lol

knock knock whose there cash! cash who i don't want any but i'd like some peanuts

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