- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Aiming with a revolver? That`s fucking overrated. with a heavy powerful revolver such as this one, you do not necessarily need to aim that well at the heart of your enemy in order to blow his brains out.

You Scream, I Scream, The cops come, It's awkward

How many Jews can fit in a Volkswagen beetle? Four, although five is possible if you are not afraid of getting a ticket.

Why is the sky blue? I don't know I thought you knew

How did the clown crash his car? A horrible tornado chrashed through the town.

How do you knock a clown off a swing? Hit it with an axe multiple times.

Why did the murder walk up to the lady in the car? It was his mom.

Why did susie fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms... Why didn't she get up? She didn't have any legs... Why didn't anyone help her? She didn't have any friends. Then she died

A man goes into a bar. What are mangos doing in a bar?

Why did the boy fall down the stairs? Because he tripped.

What does Santa Claus keep in his gardening shed? Nothing. Santa Claus isn't real.

Q: what is blue and floats in a pool? A: a baby Q: what is purple and at the bottom of the pool? A: the baby 5 minutes later

Q: what do you call a boy with no arms and an eye patch? A: names

What's do a woman's vagina and a camel's toe have in common? Other than being parts of two mammals, they have nothing in common.

There was a Indain and cowboy hunting together. the Indian put his ear down to the gound and said "buffulo come". The cowboy said he didnt see anything when the Indian said, "its Sticky!!!

3 Blondes walk into a bar. One ducks, the other two are hospitalized with mild concussions

Why did the kid drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus

What happens when an old lady bumps into a black man in the middle of the night? He politely offers her help getting home and she accepts.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chipmunk fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

Jane was playing in the back of the bus with an eyeball...up and down,up and down.An old woman asks her : Jane,what are you doing?She responds : I`m trying to see who`s the driver

Q: Why did Little Suzie fall off of the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Little Suzie!

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