Have you heard the one of the two headed man an the horse? Neither have I

Two penguins in a bath tub, one says "Pass me the soap" and the other one says "What do you think I am, a radio!"

Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok,

Fine Nero, but I will be keeping an eye on you.

Knock knock! Who's there? F*ck. F*ck who? F*ck you.

What did the black man say to his wife? Nothing, she had died earlier that year after a long battle with cancer.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

How do you confuse a black man? Call him from a blocked number and I say "I love you"

Q: How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

What did the captcha tell me to write? Tepsyto Dora

whats funny about the klu klux klan? nothing is funny at all about it because they cause pain and suffering to afircan amaricans and other ethnic groups.

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

Midgets' mouths are perfect height for, kissing other midgets.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? answer: Where's my tractor?

Why did the girl miss her date? She got killed.

Why did the audience leave disappointed? Low budget and poor directing.

How can you tell Santa is racist? He doesn't give Africans presents.

What did the tourist in Africa get? AIDS

A guy asks, "Why was my mom in your bed?" The other guy replies, "Because your mom has a mental disease which inhibits her ability to process thought."

— Knock knock. — Who's there? — Funny. — Funny who? — A funny joke.

Why some people don't get the flu twice? Because they died!

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

Once there was a pig named Poga. When he grew up, he was slaughtered and made into bacon.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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