Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

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why was the jew shaking hands with a nazi? they realized their differences and were bonding.

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If I was, yet this syndicate was a legal one, necessary in order to maintain world peace trough the means of economical stability and such, would this be acceptable to you? Hypothetically of course.

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

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A man walked in a bar and asked for 10 shots. (not descriptively) The bar tender got his gun out and shot the man 10 times. Another man asked for three stabs at it. The bar tender stabbed him 3 times. The last man asked for a bomb load. The bar tender gave him 100's of granades. Then the man bombed down the bar with the bar tender inside

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Whats worse than falling off a bike? rape.

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FORTY SECONDS!!!!!!

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Why did the boy trip over the garden gnome? He didn't trip. He died of a burst artery.

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Have you read Shakespeare? Dunno. Who wrote it? Shakespeare.

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So Nero, what the fuck are you doing? XD

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Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

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Why doesn't Andy wanna bend over to puck something up? That's how he got assraped!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Docter. Docter who? XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

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Why did the black guy cross the street? Because his master ordered him to

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what do you call a half dead black person crawling across your lawn..............................stop laughing and reload

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What's the difference between your momma and a bucket of shit? Well, for starters your mother and a bucket of shit aren't even made of the same physical structure, and secondly, your mother is sentient while a bucket is not.

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A middle aged man goes to a psychic. She tells him that he has prostate cancer, and his wife has been cheating on him for the past 3 years.

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Hey babe, do you like video games, movies, mystery books, philosophy, walking in the park, going to the gym, riding bicycles, traveling around the world, and meeting new people? Because I like video games, movies, mystery books, philosophy, walking in the park, going to the gym, riding bicycles, traveling around the world, and meeting new people.

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Pooring urine into your eyes, is a natural way to cure pink eye. Found this out this morning.

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How did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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How many Jews can you fit in a one-person car? --One in the drivers seat, 30 million in the ashtray

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Your Mama's so fat she can't fit into a toy car!

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What did one Platypus say to the other Platypus? Nothing, Platypuses can't talk. However, they are the only mammal to lay eggs.

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Anti Joke

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