What's a foot long and slippery, a slipper

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What's black and white and nailed to the floor? A skunk that's nailed to the floor.

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What's faker than a rich mexican? A unicorn smoking weed

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Knock Knock. - Whose there? ... ... ... ... Damn kids.

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Q: What would happen if you threw a red brick into the black sea? A: It would get wet.

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What do you call a handsome nerd? The name that is on his birth certificate.

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Nothing is as strong as love, Except a nuclear warhead that can destroy entire cities! :P thoko like :D ~~k0mradey``

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your dog pooped on my lawn Now my violets are even more blue

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How do you get a bunch of Jews in a car? You tell this family who happens to be of Jewish faith that they are going to be late for the birth of another family member's child. How do you get them out? Tell the mother had a miscarriage. This will make them promptly want to leave the care and grieve with the other family members for the lost child.

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Why did the male propagate the female? Because he was drugged. Slyly, this foxy female had slipped the male the date rape drug and a dangerous amount of viagra. During intercourse, the male ripped a gaping hole in the female's stomach and killed her. He woke up confused inside a dead stinking corpse.

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I was just thinking of how much i laughed at the challenger launch.

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What's white and horny? a unicorn.

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What's the difference between a tree and a lamp? One is a tree, one is a lamp.

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what do you call a black man flying an airplane a pilot, you racist

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See you later... Just joke I'm blind

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I would tell you a joke but I'm not funny

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Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

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A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a chair.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing, you heartless asshole.

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A little boy was taken away in a black van with the promises of candy and a puppy of his very own. What he received? That fore mentioned, and more. The more? Ass rape

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What did the lawyer name his daughter? Nothing. The lawyer is sterile and can never have children.

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Why did Valter fall of the swing? Because he didn't have any arms Knock knock Whos there? Not valter

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what do you call a a miget crossed with a vampire? A miget, vampires are a figment of you're screwed up imagination.

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What happened to your hamster? It died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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