What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.

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why did the man buy kool aid? because it was on sale and he was thirsty

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Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.

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What's dark, has an opening, and guys like to go in it. A cave

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hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

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What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

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How did the Nazis torture someone? They inserted a glass tube in the penis and flicked the end so that it shattered.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes And now so do you

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Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

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What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

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Q.Why was the man so fat A. because he had to much to eat

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why was 6 afraid of 9? cause thats just gross.

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How do you make a baby cry ? Throw a brick at his face

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What color is cotton? White Well in Afrca, they grow black cotton

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Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

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roses are red violets are blue they are pretty and you are not

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A girl walks into a supermarket. She picks up a banana, a can of soup, and a loaf of bread. She then walks up to the cash register to pay. The cashier looks at her and the items she has and says, "I can tell you're single." She smiles and responds, "How do you know that?" He says, "Because you're ugly."

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what would you watch during a scary movie? anything you want.

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What did the man say when he walked into a bar? Nothing because he got knocked out because he was running too fast and hit his head.

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What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

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A man walks into a bar. Then he yelled and held his head in pain. :) www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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What happened to Johnny when he tripped over his shoelace? He was shot by the man who was following him.

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Did u know that 10/10 people die?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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