- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A. Big feet, you know what that means B. He has to order his shoes on line because they don't carry his size in stores.

Why was sally crying? She could hear her parents having sex.

Whats gay and smells like paint? A gay man covered in paint.

What did the black boy find on his doorstep A package from his grandparents in Australia

why did the bear fall out of the tree? He died. Why did the raccoon fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the bear.

So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears? Because he's a rabbit

A man walks into a bar. He's black. Its 1962. He is immediately arrested.

What's the similarities between a spoon and a duck. Both are not a lamp

Why was little Mat petting his dog? Just kidding his dog died in a house fire... so did little Mat

Why did the girl have twins she was raped

Why did the chicken cross the road? I can't really remember the reason, it was about 5 years ago and a lot of things have happened since.

What did one banana say to the other banana? Answer: It didnt say anything because bananas are inanimate objects, so it isn't humanly possible for a banana to speak.

If you watch the titanic backwards, its really about a magical ship which saves peoples lives!

What do you call a baby in a blender? Child abuse.

What did the penguin do in the desert? Die.

Whats red, black and brown? My anus after a Friday night

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

What has two wheels and a handle bar? A bike.

How do you knock a clown off a swing? Hit it with an axe multiple times.

What did the drunk man say to his wife? "I love you, Honey"

Wanna hear something irrational? Pi

why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno ask the chicken

So three hikers decide to face the deadly challenge of climbing Mount Everest. They were unaware of the risks, and were all brutally killed in an avalanche.

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