Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

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What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

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What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

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Women are like fish. It's hard to tell when they are crying underwater.

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What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

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why did graeme go to olivias house to do fun things

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roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead are best friends and go shopping together.

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Y R U A B? I don't know why I am a bee.

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I went to the doctor and explained to him, "My penis fell off." The doctor gives me an odd look, and then chops his off to make me feel better.

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why did joe diragi cross the road there was food on the other side

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What did the cat say when someone pointed out that cats can't talk? Meow.

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Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Hello? Prankster: Hello is your regrigerator running? Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Yes... Prankster: Oh good. I was just calling to make sure. Have a good day!

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How do they call a black man that works in a mine. Miner.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am staraiL so dont touch me!!!!!

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What do you call a man with no legs, arms, or a head? A torso.

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"Bitches are fake, talk shit get hit!". False, female dogs cannot speak in the tongues of humans, and if they could I am sure excrement would not come from their mouths.

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Why did the person write an antijoke? To get to the other side

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what do u call a man being beaten in the street the cops

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What's the difference between meat and fish? You can't beat your fish.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walked into a prison. A gang stopped them, and said: Hey, want to play a game? Before they could run away, the gang leader told them the rules. You go over there and stand by the wall. You close your eyes, and then we fire a shotgun in your direction. The last one alive wins. They push the brunette onto the wall. She closes her eyes because she knows she's about to die and doesn't want her friends to see her crying. The gun goes off, and she falls to the ground, dead. They pull away her dead body. They decide it's the redhead's turn next. They move her onto the wall. Being the brightest one in the bunch, she tries to keep her eyes open. However, she blinks. The gun goes off, and she falls to the ground, dead. They pull away her dead body. Then the blonde bursts out laughing. "Your friends are dead. And you're about to die. Do you find that funny?" They ask. She answers. "No. It's just- I won the game!"

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What do you call a person with a cane? someone with a walking disability

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Knock, knock ... ... ... Well I guess no one is home.

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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