What's the worst thing about that Black Jew at the Bus Stop? He's taking a bus to go to his mother's funeral.

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What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish.

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What does the president and the prime minister of china have in common, Sickle cell anemia. 342

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Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

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what long green and bumpy? a pickle

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Why did the black man approach a small white girl in the alley? He was knew in town and needed directions

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What do you call a dear with no eyes. A mutilated dear.

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What has eight wheels and cost more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

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Why couldnt the pirate get into the movies? Because it was rated pg-13 and his parents didnr likw him watching that

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How do u kill a horse? U stab it with a huge butcher knife

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What's the best part of having sex with twenty eight year olds? They are of the legal age

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Q: What do yoiuo call an Italian butler? A: Vinny

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could DO YO MOMM!!!

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roses are red, violets are blue, my son is gay, f**k my life...

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what can you say about a midget dressed as a clown? he had a terrible childhood.

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A girl hears a noise in the middle of the night in her kitchen downstairs. She walks down halfway through the staircase and asks if anyone is there, as if the intruder will say, "Yes, I'm in the kitchen. Want me to make you a sandwich?" *This will never happen. Movies are stupid when it comes to these scenes. No one will actually ask if anybody is there if they hear a noise in the middle of the night.*

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Girlfriend: Hey, you know whats the cutest thing ever? COMIC SANS Stabs girlfriend in the eyes.

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Roses are shut the f*** up. Violets are shut the f*** up. Shut the f*** up. Shut the f*** up.

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George Zimmerman walks into a bar .

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One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

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How long does it take to build a wall? it depends on how big he wall is

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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