What do u do to blow off steam? I simply go to the top of the empire states building, poor gasoline in a bag, put a baby in it, light it on fire, and through it off the side. problem?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from K.F.C

you know what's worse than being grounded? AIDS

black people

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea. A: Tsunami victims.

What's worse than getting a fly stuck up your nose? Been alone in a hospital room with Jimmy Saville.

Knock Knock Whose there? Ben Dover Come in

Why do Jews have such large noses? Hereditary genetics.

You scream I scream We all screamed when the chicken crossed the road

Why did litltle Susie drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus Knock knock Who's there Not Susie

Why did sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally

Why did the chicken open door? It can't. Chickens don't have hands.

Your dad is so gay, he lovingly marries another man and selflessly adopts you.

If somebody stabs you in the forehead, you are likely to get injured.

What did the wife get her husband after he became a paraplegic in a car accident? Divorce papers.

Stranger at door: *Knock knock* Oliver Twist: Who's there? Stranger at door: Not your parents.

What do you call a 6 year old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor.

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the gay's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Knock Knock The doors already open

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Q: What were little Jonathon's grandmas last words before dying of Alzheimer's? A: Who are you?

My wife made me a sandwich

What is Hitler's favourite Yu-Gi-Oh card? Blue Eyes, White Dragon.

Q: Why can't Carl drive? A: Carl is a stone

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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