- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Life is like a box of chocolates. Sometimes you get the shitty coconut ones.

There is a mountain and there are three men, One is asian and the two others are black and white. "This is for my people!" Said the asian man when he was falling for his death. "This is for my people!" Yelled the african american. Then he takes the American man and throws him off the mountain

knock knock Who's there? ...Who's there?... opens door to find a dead baby on the front door step

If life gives you lemons, You have a problem and you might need medicine.

What do you get if you cross a human and a cow? Arrested.

What is Hitler's least favorite month? July...

Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

What's worse than the holocaust? Another holocaust.

Why are white people afraid of black people? The holocaust

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men

How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

Why was little Timmy so fast? Because he's tied up in the trunk of a speeding car.

Why did the tornado cross the road? Because it's a tornado, that's what tornadoes do.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face belong in the zoo, don't worry I get there too, not in the cage, just visiting you :)

Q:What did the wall say to the other wall? A: .

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

You know whats worse than finding a fly in your soup? 9/11

why did kyle and jake have sex? Because they were gay.

What's the difference between a boodle and a scoodle? Ladoodle!

how do u get to your favorite chinese restaurant? wok.

There's 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving. Probably one of the 2 men.

Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

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