Roses are red. Violets are blue. At least that's what I've heard, I'm blind.

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Hickory dickery dock, two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck 1 and the other got away with minor injuries.

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Q:What's black and white and red all over? A: An interracial couple in a car crash.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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q:What do you tell a deaf person? a:nothing.

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What is worse than writing a really terrible joke on anti-joke.com? Death.

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Where do you send a Jew with ADD? A concentration camp.

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take your fott off his head.

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A old man walks into a hospital He doesn't come back out

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What's the difference between a ginger and a brick? Bricks get laid

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Why did Jenny fail her driving test? She was hit by a train.

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roses are red, violets are blue when ever l flush the toilet i think of you

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A hat fell into the Indian Ocean. What happened to the hat? It got wet

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An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chipmunk fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

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"Did you fall from heaven?...Cause your face is really messed up."

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Why are people so quiet at golf game? Because its such a boring sport.

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What do you call a concentration camp with a mental disability? Auschwistic.

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Why should children always be nice? Because the evil christmas demon KRAMPUS will rip their ears off, put them in a bag and beat them with a stick!

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What did the Pedophile say to the small girl? I have served my sentence and been successfully rehabilitated. Please continue playing out in public without fear of being sexually assaulted.

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A white man, a black man and an asian walked into a bar. They got a drink and discussed multiple issues of the day and then went their seperate ways home.

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Q: Why couldn't the ginger play soul music ? A: He couldn't hit the right notes

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That was totally mean! I mean I was in no way going to say any of that to you! Especially not the last part, sorry that must have been part of the suggestion or something, I barely ever tell myself stuff like that, I mean stop it okay? I mean I totally read it and all but I was all like "I am notnot typing that" please stop it, its humiliating.

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Ask me if I'm a tree I don't need to, because I know you're not a tree

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