- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black guy and a white guy are arguing over what race god is. So they go to god and ask what race he is. They never got their answer, because god doesn't exist.

14 people jump in a hole about 25 ft deep. they can't climb out because it is a straight vertical drop.

Roses are gray Violets are black Don't judge me I'm color blind>.>

An Irishman walks into a bar. He orders a beer. After a while, the bartender comes over to him and asks if he would like another beer. He says no and leaves.

Q: When birds fly in a "V", why is one side always longer? A: There is one extra bird on that side

A fat guy, well over 300 lbs, goes to KFC and orders a big bucket of chicken. He gets his bucket of chicken and goes to sit down on a table to eat his chicken. A man walks up to him and asks him "are you going to share any of that chicken?" The man says "no."

Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

Why was the kindergartener crying in the corner? His family was poor and his father abused him.

What's worse than a dead baby falling out of a tree? Two dead babies stapled together falling out of a tree.

Why couldn't the dead man take a shit? He was severely constipated

Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

Whats the difference between Jesus and the Pope. Jesus died 2 thousand years ago

Why was the bus company sued? For substandard national safety regulations

What did the cancer patient get for his birthday HIV

Philosoraptor, turds IM A SPAMBOTz B=Not really, just blind.

What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

A guy walks into a bar and says 'Ow!'

How did little Jimmy survive the 5 story fall? He didn't

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget!

They say "You are what you eat." In that case, I'm a pussy.

What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

Why is the Mexican a gardener? He has a mental disability that makes him unable to do more than a simple task.

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