- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

Really? Okay! UPPER COMMENT GOOD NIGHT NEROCHAN!

What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

do you listen to dubstep? OH YEA I LOVE SKRILLEX -_-

Knock, Knock Whos There, Jews, Jes who, Whould you like some jews with that.

What's wrong with you? I have no idea.

What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

A black person went into a store and paid full price for his tv

Waffles ate my grandma

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

how do you know when your in love? massive erection.

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch"

You know what turns me on ....? TABLES!! You know what turns me on even more...? TABLES WITH CHAIRS!!!

Friends are like trees, if you deprive them from water they'll die.

How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

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Why is it easy to steal candy from a baby? Because the baby is smaller, weaker and would not pose any threat.

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

what do you call a rich, gay guy from Florida? Iron man

Sigh, visit me with a pack of condoms, that is so romantic... Now you tell me something, how old are you REALLY and what is your real name? Oh yeah, my first name is Tifa (I know you hate it for some reason), and I am turning 24 in 30 days.

Once upon of time, there was an ugly duckling. It was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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