- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? Ones fun to jump on, the others just a trampoline.

whats worse than a 6 dead babies in a dumpster? You were babysitting them.

Your dad is so hairy, that he shaves to look more cleanly.

Whats the difference of a pile of dead babys and a lambrogini? One of them is not inside of my garage.

Why was the little boy late for school? Because he was hit by a truck.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. You wife was killed in an accident.

why did the asian man get straight A's? because he worked hard and studied everyday

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of it's legs.

What do a priest, a rabbi, and an asian have in common? They all don't know each other.

What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

What was pauls mum screaming? Rape

Why was Helen Keller depressed? She was deaf and blind.

If life gives you melons, you have dyslexia.

Whats small white and has a hole in it? A powdered Donut

Is your refridgerator running? good, because if it wasn't then your food would spoil.

How many Terry Pratchetts does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

Did you hear what happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in spring training.

Why can't Hellen Keller watch Spongebob? She doesn't have the proper cable service

Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

So a blonde walks into a wall...

Aww Eliza, thanks for being around in spirit, dont leave yet, I am kinda having breathing problems, and Alice says my something levels are dropping because I need solid food, please dont leave, I cant tell time even with a watch, but would you mind waiting a bit? Ill eat fast, somehow.

what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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