why did the chicken cross the road? becasue he wanted to. also he didnt want to be involved in the holocost

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What did the teacher say to the kid who got a 0 on a multiple choice spelling test? Wow your really dumb. Idiot

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while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

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Man says, "Hello" Girl, "Do you wanna go out?" Man, "With you?" Girl, "YES!" Man, "NO, bye!"

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What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody nose.

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what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

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A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

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Q: What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? A: Not struggling with a debilitating mental or physical handicap.

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what did the old lady die of old age...

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What's black and sits in the back of a police car? The seat.

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Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

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why was the little girl crying? Because her family was dead

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A lot eh?

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I just drank a cola.

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What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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What do a woman and a puzzle have in common? Both couldn't vote before 1920... the puzzles still can't vote

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Poop

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Wanna hear another joke? Wes Trillows penis!!!

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Q: what do you get when you mix a bull dog and a shiitzu? A: a dog

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A woman walked out of the kitchen.

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what did the indian boy say to his friend? I wish you were real

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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A black man walks into a bar and orders a shot. He then precedes to drink it.

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How much dub could a dubstep dub if a dubstep could step dub?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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