- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A) The color of their hair.

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

what tall and looks like a jew?

Knock Knock Who's There? Steve Steve who? Your friend Steve, you called and told me to come over. Oh, come in.

Why did the toddler fall over? He's an Iraqi child and has been shot in both legs, being readied for a public execution for fighting on the opposing side.

How do you kill Helen Keller? With a gun.

carn ehney bodie hellp mie with mine smellings?

Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

Red are roses, blue are violets I'm dislexic.

Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road. Because roads were not invented then dumbass.

Actually, Red Bull helps temporarily restore wakefulness when experiencing fatique or drowsiness.

A Jew walks into a bar, he buys it.

good morning. good day. good night. good to see you santa

What's worse than someone who isn't racist? A racist.

Q) What did the Irishman get for his birthday? A) Drunk

Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

If I have 12 backpacks and Jimmy has 91 pancakes, then how many marshmallows can cover the roof of this building? Purple. Because Aliens don't wear hats.

What happens when you mix a platinum blond with a black kid? A young african-american child with un-naturally died hair.

Q: What's purple and eats desks. A: My dog.

Did you hear about the guy with five penises? Me neither, because that sounds like a very improbable aberration.

whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

knock knock whos there? IRS Oh....

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