- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear asks the rabbit does shit stick to your fur? The rabbit says no, so the bear wipes his ass on the rabbit

your mommas so fat i like fat cows is she home?

Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

Knock, Knock! Who`s there? Your mama`s stupid! Your mama`s stupid who? Your mama`s stupid as a rock! I` m going to cut your eyes out and use them as baseballs!

Q:Why are babies and spaghetti alike? A:They both stick to the wall when cooked.

Did you hear about the guy who lost his arm and leg in a car crash? Well, he just died in hospital. RIP.

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

How did the baby cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken

why dont you ever run over a black guy thats on a bike? because you will be sewed and also probably have the shit kicked out of you

whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

what did the soccer player say when he missed a penalty? damnit.

What screams when you poke it? A rape alarm.

What do you call a black guy that drives an airplane? A pilot.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a pineapple is not a proper home

Why was the girl angry? She's PMSing. Give her a banana and stay away.

What do you call a lawyer without a brain? -Dead

Bläeghen-Fassybìll-No?cheb!

Q: Why did Jimmy not have balls? A: A terrible, terrible sand paper accident.

Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

stfu Aodhan u and kevin are doin all the instigsating

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? One second let me count them.

Q: What did the black man say to the sheriff? A: Good day, officer

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