- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

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what's blue , and you can urinate on it ? a rim block.

Two blondes walk into a bar, but they are then puzzled as the door would not budge open for them.

What has hands but cannot feel? A sociopath; due to his or her mental health condition they are incapable of feeling true emotion.

Why did the clown chase the boy? The boy was sad and needed cheering up

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far away from its body.

What did the atheist say to the jew. Well first they had a long discussion about religion and the jew was actually made an atheist. Truly the work of God.

why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally murdered six's family

Yo' mama's such a hoe she got arrested last week for prostitution charges!

why did the mom beat up her son with downs because he was matt daly

Two atoms are walking down the street one day, and one of them says to the other: "Hey, wait up a second. I think I lost an electron" The first atom replied, "Are you sure?" The second atom said, "Oh, wait. Never mind. I found it."

A woman was strolling around town when she turned into a dark alley. She was cold and scared. Suddenly a ferocious looking man jumped out with a knife. The end.

What the difference between a ferarri and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage. That would be murder.

Why was the man sad? Cause his dog fell off a cliff

Knock knock. I know who is there... What? No, I lied...

once opon a time. never mind i'm just going to beat you kids.

What did the preist say to the other preist? 'hey! we're both preists!'

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Curiosity killed the cat, Oh wait, I thought the dog did.

Why can't Stevie wonder read? He can. He reads braille.

Q: Whats worse than finding 10 babies in a trash can? A: Finding 1 baby in 10 trash cans!

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple

What does water taste like? Water

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