- Anti Joke

If you driving a jetski and the wheeles fall off how many screws does it take to fix the dog house? BLUE PAINT

How do you confuse a blonde? Inform her that she is an illegitimate child resulting from a vicious, torturous rape and that her mother will never truly love her.

yo mamma so ugly I think she has cancer

A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

A man walks down the street past a flamboyant homosexual male and kills him in a hate crime. This homosexual was Dylan Glogowski

What did the fish say to the human ? He didn't say anything fish can't speak.

What's a black man's favorite fruit? Clementines.

So there's a monkey in a bar. I forgot the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

A man walks into a bar he said oww when did this metel bar get here

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away her Gameboy.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, well at least they were, until I met you!

MySpace.

A man comes into a bar. Wait, it's a horse. A man comes into a horse.

why did the baby cross the road i tied it to the back of a car

Q: What do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

Guess what? What? You guessed correctly.

it

What does an Asian do in a library in his school? Write one of these.

If Voldemort was gay who would be his partner? Happy potter

What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.