What did the man say when he walked into a bar? Nothing because he got knocked out because he was running too fast and hit his head.

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A girl walks into a supermarket. She picks up a banana, a can of soup, and a loaf of bread. She then walks up to the cash register to pay. The cashier looks at her and the items she has and says, "I can tell you're single." She smiles and responds, "How do you know that?" He says, "Because you're ugly."

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what would you watch during a scary movie? anything you want.

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Did u know that 10/10 people die?

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Dislike this joke for a cookie However if you like this joke you dont get a cookie

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Why did the garbage man cross the road? He was doing his job.

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A man walks into a bar. Then he yelled and held his head in pain. :) www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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One day... Jack: Good morning Ben: Good morning The End.

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A bartender walks into a bar. About 8 hours later, he goes home.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he has no sense of living and no muscles to move.

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What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

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What happened to Johnny when he tripped over his shoelace? He was shot by the man who was following him.

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Asians look like they have down syndrome.

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Q. Why did little suzy fall off her swing? A. She dosen`t have any arms. Knock knock. Whos there? Not Suzy.

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? It isn't numbers are not sentiment objects therefore incapable of feeling fear

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what unique about 3 red signs and 1 blue sign right next to eachother? there all the same colors!!!!except for the blue sign.

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Guess who is violent. Osama

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Why did the cow cross the road? -Because it lives in India and is allowed to.

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Why was the deer afraid of the hunter because the smell of toasters

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YOLO

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How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

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I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

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How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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AIDS.

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