- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you ask a blonde out to dinner? Politely

roses are red violets are blue i have shit in my mouth so screw you

Q) What did the cowboy say to the astronaut? A) Howdy.

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.. Q: Why didn't she have any arms? A: 50. Cal... Q: Wait where'd she go? A: I don't know there's a helicopter in my scop- wait what the f**k is going on?.... TO: CoD 4 Players -Ap

Why did the fish fly It didn't

What do you call a guy with no arms? Names.

What is the difference between a park bench and a Mexican? The park bench can actually suport a family A. Woj

Friends are like snowflakes, they go away when you pee on them.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? Ones fun to jump on, the others just a trampoline.

Why was the black family eating KFC? Because KFC tastes very nice and there was a discount on the family bucket.

Why was the clown sad? Because he was found guilty of raping and murdering 33 young men, and sentenced to death for 12 of those murders by a jury of his piers.

A man walks into a bar. He is now passed out on the ground. (TD)

What's brown and sticky??? A brown stick

Whats the difference of a pile of dead babys and a lambrogini? One of them is not inside of my garage.

What did the dog say to the other dog? Woof.

what is almost like Jesus? Jesus

Why did Larry the Cable Guy say "Git R Dun"? Because he thought it was funny, and so did a bunch of other people for some reason.

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Q: why did everyone on the ship drown? A: Because the ship sunk

Your mom is so stupoid she put a piece of paper on the TV and called it paper view!

What did the black kid get for christmas? A wii with duel contollers and a 2 year insurance for it incase it gets robbed or damaged

"Have you seen the food African kids eat?" "No.." "NEITHER HAVE THEY!!"

What did the Buddhist monk say to the hot dog vendor? Monks do not speak.

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