- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jimmy get off of the park bench? he wanted candy from the man in the white van

Q:What did the scissors say to the paper? A: Nothing, cause thier scissors and paper they don't talk..

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink without making any grammatical errors.

how come timmy didnt brush his teeth he didnt have a toothbrush

A man builds a time machine but can only travel back in time. Where does he go? Irrelevant. Time and space exist on different planes.

What did the wife get her husband after he became a paraplegic in a car accident? Divorce papers.

Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: None. Bees make honey, not milk.

What did the feminist say to the CIS white male? I respect you as a person.

What do you call a Mexican guy in America? A Mexican American

What happened to Johnny when he tripped over his shoelace? He was shot by the man who was following him.

What do a squirrel and a cigarette have in common? -They are both perfectly harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire.

Why did the stoner cross the road? He didn't. He was stoned

Did you hear about the guys who were going to France? Well they are not going anymore.

Yes or No? You're wrong because it was both.

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

Knock knock How is ? Bond ,James Bond!

A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing hide and seek with Dennis Ferguson

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

Why don't you see elephants find in trees? Because most trees can't hold an elephants weight.

Why did the weird alien jump everywhere? You probably don't want to know. If you learned why it jumped everywhere,you probably would make fun of it. I don't know if you know this, but aliens are sensitive. If you made fun of him, you probably would create World War 3:Humans VS Aliens.

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