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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do u keep annoying children off your front lawn? Molest Them.

Why did the duck cross the road? To get cream cheese.

Whats blind and deaf? Hellen Keller.

what do you call a man who go his head cut off in a car accident? dead.

What is long, hard, and full of seamen A submarine you pervert

What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

I like U.............................nicorns :D

Whats on my leg? A pimple. What is it doing? Releasing a white/clear puss.

Mr. T watched "the notebook"

Knock knock, Who's there? The constable. Your husband was killed in a car crash.

Your mom is so old she is significantly more identifiable in a crowd of middle-aged men and women.

Where do cows go to have fun? Cows don't have a concept of fun as such, but they would probably go to a large, sunny field full of lush, green grass with a bubbling river and plenty of shade.

why did billy fall down? Because he is mentaly retarted and was just plain stupid.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust

Why was Timmy's hair shaved? He had cancer and was going though Chemo.

How many blodnes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Approximately 17. with the addition of 6 brunettes.

why did the couple sell their house? their children were all raped and then murdered in it and they cant stand the memories

how many baby's does it take to clean paint your house red. depends on the quality of the crusher.

What is the differnece between the chair and the pot? You can't cook in the chair.

What do you call a man who's being followed by 18 black guys? Dave, he's going to work and is stuck in traffic

Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

What do you call a black man that likes potatoes? Whatever his name is.

Why are all the dinosaurs extinct? Because you touch yourself at night,

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