Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have a gun BANG!

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What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

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Why does Rupert the Bear wear chequered trousers? Because that's how the creator originally drew him.

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why did the boy scream? because he got shot.

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What did the little boy say to his malignant tumour? "Hello" The tumour did not respond.

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a plane crashes on the boarder of america and mexico where do you bury the survivors. you dont bury the surviors

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A man walks into a Bar, and he gets kicked out because its an animal only bar no people allowed

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Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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the story below is a truee story...unfortunately!!!!!!!!! :'(

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Women's rights

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Why does everyone hate on justin beiber cause its easy

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Slow and steady wins the race, But only in some cases. Mostly never.

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whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

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Kids, your mother and I thought we should tell you this now... You know our dog sparky? Well he... was actually Osama bin Laden and is now dead!

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How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Shit on her face

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An Asian man is driving a car. He was on the way to the market to buy dinner for his family

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9 tottenham fans walk into a french bar 2 minutes later French fans attack them saying this is for making our history lessons boring 1 shouts ohh the holocaust French fans ash him even more 5 say there call the jew squard next minute there getting attacked by a bunch of kids and lying that there were 30 neo Nazi men.

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What did the horse with herpes say to Paul? Ney

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Where is Tampa Bay, Florida?

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What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

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Two Iranian men walk into a bar and order a Coke and a Lemonade. The Barman said take a seat and he'll bring them over.

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What did the Rasta man say when he got his dread stuckin the toilet ?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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