- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many fish does it take to brush their teeth? Jp's worth of fish isn't enough.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

what did the super popular, beautiful girl say to her stalker? i dont know, i wasnt the stalker.

Why doesn't Helen Keller know how to drive? because she's a woman.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms Why couldnt he get up? He had no legs What did the boy get for Christmas? Cancer What did the boy get for Easter? A funeral Knock, knock Who's there? Not the boy.

What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

a man walks into a bar... he was then shot to death because he was a slave in the early 1800s

What's small, pale blue and sits at the bottom of the pool? "An over ripe blueberry."

What do you call a window you can see throu? A window.

A man tells a blonde "you are what you eat" and she replies "well, i don't think I've eaten any sexy beasts today.'

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck

how do you wake up lady gaga? poker face

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? A: They beat her.

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender says"What do u want?" The ducks replays "EVERY DAY IM SHUFFLING!!!" The bartender slaps the duck in its face and quid his job. The bar has a hard time finding a replacement and his business dies. THE END

what do German people eat at BBQ ' s ? burgers and hotdogs and kebabs and fried chicken with a garnish of summer salad washed down with a cold mouth tingling glass of coca cola and jews

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Crossing Guard union had reached a collective agreement and they had returned to work and it was safe to cross once again.

Why did the farmer's wife leave the farm? Because she was a lesbian.

A man walks up to you and asks you:"What's funnier than a dead baby?" and then smiles, you then proceed to frown and tell him he needs to seek help. The next day you see his face on your TV

What did the man with AIDS say to the other man? I have AIDS and will most likely succumb to the disease.

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