- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it has a serious crack addiction and there was a drug dealer on the other side.

Why was the Black person afraid of the chainsaw? Be cause it goes run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run

Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was no traffic for miles and the chicken was in search of basic needs.

What's red and bad for you teeth. A brick

What did the white guy say to the two black guys? I like oreos.

Why did Jim not go to the park and play football with his Dad today? His dad got hit by a bus and lost his legs

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

What's red and smells like cherries. Cherries

How do you get Vladamir Putin to smile? You tickle him.

What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend "I know. You need to quit gnawing when you're giving me a blow job."

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why dont you ever run over a black guy thats on a bike? because you will be sewed and also probably have the shit kicked out of you

an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

I saw a coin one day but never picked it up. It was still there the next day and then the day after that when it was still there I saw a girl being sick on it...

What time is it when an elephant steps on your watch? Time to go to the hospital and get treated for a shattered wrist.

What's the hardest thing to do while masturbating? Having sex.

Why did Elliot Spitzer cross the road? To go have sex with a hooker.

Whats black and has a large penis? A dog with abnormal sized genitalia.

how come bob felt 'under pressure'? because somebody dropped a dumpster on him

Person 1: Hey how's your day? Person 2: Good Person 1: Cool

I think poop is tasty... just kidding.

Peter charas threw a masterball at a level 20 Zubat!!!!!

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