Why did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers? Peppers help strengthen his immune system.

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A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man. The mexican got his arms shot off in the war and is severely paralyzed. God Bless our troops. Thank you for serving us.

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A guy walks into a bar, orders a drink, and nothing interesting happens.

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What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

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How did the black kid apply for college? The Common App. Duhh

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because numbers, like people, are afraid of all things bigger than themselves

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What is worse-losing your phone or failing school? Apartheid

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Don't hate the cosplayer hate the... Actually, I lied, hate the cosplayer.

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What's the difference between an apple and a fruit? None

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Boy: Will you go out with me? Girl: No. Boy: Why? Girl: Because I don't want to.

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Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

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What's worst than dropping your watch into the gutter? Waking up with a penis on your head.

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In the time it has taken you to read this, a small African child has died.

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A man attempts to rob a bank. The police are called and the robber is arrested for attempted robbery.

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What's nice and looks like a rat? Ryan Kavanagh, I lied about the nice part

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Q- Why? A- Why not?

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Aodhans da is Mr.Bradly and he dosnt know what coordinates are, 180 anti-clockwise,he has "the key to examination success is revision and homestudy tattooed on his chest, his das herbert the pervert, his mas a taxcollector and on the dole, his da sits on the roof eating biscuits, cleaning the satilite dish, he gets his pubes shaved in gordans chemist, he uses mcdonaldsd wifi, hes a fruit fly and he can stop global warming by shaking his head!!!!!!!!

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Your mother is so ugly that I removed her from my friends list on Facebook.

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You see that dog over there with no tail? You know what that means, don't you? What? Someone cut it off.

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This winter: "The seal is broken, as the spirits of hell go across the world, I can help you find them Clint! But only you can prevent them from killing your family!" "I will do whatever I must!" "Be careful, you can only see them with medication sample X, and destroy them with the super addictive Meladocs 5" "HOW DO I KILL THEM! I CANNOT HANDLE MORE MELADOCS 5! ITS ADDICTIVE AS HELL!" "Only you can save us Clint, only you can do this until their world malfunctions saving us all, but killing you in the process!" "I WILL... I CAN!... UGH... HOW MUCH LONGEEEEEEEEEEEEER!" THE PACKMAN: THE MOVIE.

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What did the taxi driver say to the chicken when the chicken called a cab? "aren't you supposed to be crossing a road somewhere?" Little did the taxi driver know that the chickens license was taken away for multiple DUIs because when his wife left him he became an alcoholic mess, lost his job and became depressed. But when he called the taxi, he was on his way to a job interview. Since he never made it to his job interview he soon went broke and lost his home. Having hit rock bottom, the chicken unawarely started to cross a busy road and was ran over by that same taxi driver.

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what's the difference between a jew and a pizza? a jew is a member of a religion called Judaism, they're generally tall and have curly hair, however not in all situations is this true. They celebrate Chanukah and passover and many other holidays. Pizza is an italian dish, it's round, has red sauce and cheese on it and is pretty tasty.

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why did the boy drop the ball. he was shot in the head.

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You're so black that other black people make fun of how black you are.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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