- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a chicken that can't lay eggs? a rooster

A: Ask me if I'm a tree! B: Are you a tree? A: No.

Q: what's green and has wheels? A: a john deere tractor

what do the parents of a starved family do? kill their kids chop them up into little pieces and eat them.

Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

Caca.

A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

Have you heard the one about the dead guy? Neither has he.

Adam Sandler is still funny ! cough

A black man shoots some hoops. One of the bullets bounces off the rim and hits him in the eye. The man dies. His grandmother is still alive to attend his funeral.

How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

What did Osama Bin Laden Say to Obama when they met? Nothing Osama is Dead

a black man and a white man walk into a job interview. neither of them get the job due to lack of skill in the field.

What do you call a quadriplegic man at a museum? "Sir," unless you happen to know his given name, in which case it would be most polite to call him that.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was strapped to the first monkey.

Q. What did the toothbrush say to the toothpaste A. Nothing you idiot there inanimate objects they can't talk

Q: What's the biggest lie ever? A: Saying you read the Terms of Service

What's worse then the bomb that went off in boston? The second one right after.

Barman: Why the long face? Horse: To support my twelve molars and twelve premolars which help me chew grass so I can swallow it properly.

There are two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says, "Holy shit its hot in here!" The other muffin says, "I concur..."

Why does Sally sell sea shells down by the sea shore? To support her growing crack addiction that is ruining Sally's and Sally's families lives

Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

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