Why do people laugh at the number 69? Honestly I don't know, its just a number isn't it?

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Brian: Have you seen my slippers? Louise: What the hell are you doing in myhouse? Help ! Police! Brian: You have amnesia like in that film 50 first dates Louise: What film? I don't remember that Brian: Exactly

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This is the funniest joke in the world: Just joking!

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Have you heard about the Polish princess? There isn't one. The Polish monarchy was abolished in 1918.

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Why did the Muslim boy crash a plane into a building? Because the remote-controlled plane suddenly malfuctioned and crashed into a nearby apartment complex.

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Your mom is so stupid she has to get homeschooled for college!

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What's worse than finding another worm in your apple? Another Holocaust

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Why did the young boy die from Aggressive cancer? ...Because there isn't a cure.

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The only difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer is the taste.

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mark is religion

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Who smells like urine and his da is a registered sex offender with madeline mccann in his house? Aodhan hearty, May I also include he looks like a bug. Oh and don't forget the rot on his teeth, it is fucking disgusting. It really looks like he hasn't brushed his teeth in quite a substantial period of time, in my opinion, he is the only person who is actually comparible to sean.

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Why did the baby stop crying? I shot it with a 9mm pistol and put it in the microwave because it cried while I was watching Sienfeld.

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what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

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A elderly man was driving down the freeway when he got a call from his wife. He answered the phone and his wife said "Be careful dear, I just heard on the news that someone is driving the wrong way on the freeway." The wife then heard a loud crash over the phone as the drunk driver going the wrong way slammed head on into her husbands car, killing them both intstantly.

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Myth: Everyone but redheads has a soul. Fact: No one has a soul.

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Goats are like toilets, I shit in them

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What do you call a something with no limbs? a snake

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when i yell your name i probably want your attention :) S.H.

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What did the Big Chimney say to the Little Chimney? Nothing, chimneys are unable to talk.

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Little Jack Horner sat in a corner eating a Christmas pie. He died the next morning because it was Easter and the pie had remained unrefrigerated since the holidays. His parents were brought up on charges of neglegent homocide. Plus, they had a meth lab in the guest bathroom and ran a prostituion ring off of Craig's list. Jack's sister is now in the care of loving foster parents,who plan on adopting her and she misses her brother. Easter is a sad reminder of her former life, even though she is now a devout Christian and acknowledges the day as that of our Lord's ressurection. She plans on going to college to study nursing, someday.

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whats the worst part about being a black jew your black and jewish

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why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

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roses are blue violetrs are green im shooting heroine into my head

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