- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worst than getting raped by an old man? -Nothing, getting raped is probably the worst thing to happen to you.

How do you kill Helen Keller? With a gun.

Why can't Hellen Keller read, write, or do anything really? Because, shes a woman.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says, "It is quite hot in here." This is a lie. Neither of the muffins spoke because in reality, Muffins are not only inanimate objects, they are not humans, and therefore they do not have the ability to speak in a comprehensible language.

I don't have ADHD I just- Hey look a squirrel!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

Why can't Michel Jackson play chess? He's dead

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? The taxi driver.

Whats the best part about being alive? Not getting hit by a bus

What did the muslim say to the jew. Hello

An Asian person drove home safely.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, What else is new?

Q.What do Santa Clause and a grape have in common? A.They both have beards. Except for the grape.

What's worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. What's worse than a pile of dead babies? One baby is alive in the middle. What's worse than that? He is eating his way out...

What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

What's old and baggy? An old bag.

Q: What did Bob want for dinner? A: Cheese Burger, Fries, Coke, No Beverage

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

A man walks into a bar and orders a shot. The bartender asks to see his I.D. The man explains that he had lost his I.D. earlier in the day. The bartender then asked the man to leave, so he left.

Why was the little boy inside the house instead of playing with his friends outside? His dad just died from cancer.

eden stop

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

roses are red, violets are red, ive been shot in the eye with a pelet gun, please ,please help

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