- Anti Joke

What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

roses are red violets are blue this verse doesn't ryhme and neither does this one

what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

What's big fat and hairy? Peter

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

Wanna hear a joke? Niklas Bendter being good at soccer. Wanna hear a funnier joke? Your Mom Wanna hear the funniest joke?

What do bicycles and platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

Q: what did the white man say to the black man? A: hi

My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

Q:What's red and crawls up your leg? A: A homesick abortion

Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the girl slap joe? he had a boner.

What did one prostitute say to the other prostitute? I'm dying of AIDS

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if you don't like this you're gay

What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

why did the car go to the bathroom? it had gas.

i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man