what do you call a a miget crossed with a vampire? A miget, vampires are a figment of you're screwed up imagination.

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Why did Valter fall of the swing? Because he didn't have any arms Knock knock Whos there? Not valter

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Do you know what's hilarious? Not rape.

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i named my son Frodo because he was little

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What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes.

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Why was the little girl sad? An elephant shat on her face

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How do you wake a sleeping bear? Kick it.

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A mute man writes a joke that would only be funny to blind people.

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A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

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Why am I sad right now? Because I just Sh*t my pants.

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what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Bin laden walks into a bar oh wait he's dead.

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time to spruce up!

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. -Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Not Sally.

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What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

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If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? -Allergies.

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How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

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whats funny about anti jokes? nothing hince the name ANTI.

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What did the monkey say to the Pope and the Queen? Good evening, Your Holiness. Good evening, Your Majesty,

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What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Roses are Red grass is greener every time i think of you i touch my weiner

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Yamum is so poor that she has trouble supporting herself and paying her own bills. Subsiqeunetly she had her electricity and home phone cut off, not that she would have any use for a home phone with her electricity cut off anyway. She sits on her bed and cries herself to sleep each night and has been thrown into depression due to her spiraling financial debts of which she can see no end to. This has led to several attempts to take her own life to hopefully finally find a way out of her misery and debt.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse does not answer because he is a horse, and neither speaks nor understands the english language. He looks around, and is confused by his surrondings. He gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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