i dont know why but when ever i see jew they always say "whats up?"

Why do so many people like writting really bad anti jokes? Said Santa Claus

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

How do you take a Mexican's money? You can't because they have none.

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What did the guy day to the other guy with an afro on his head? You look like a guy with an afro on his head.

I did not thumb this up myself!... *click* Whoops! At least I am not that douche Moral Man eh? Moral: Whoops! Now if I just don't accidentally type in the answer and...

How Do You Fart Eat Beans

Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

why did jonathan not get any presents for the holiday?because it was the 4th of July

A horse enters a bar. The bartender looks at the horse and says "Why the harness?"

There was a man and a woman. In a lodge all alone ready to create a child. instead of having sex he violently punched her in the face and stabbed her in her armpits until her loud screams for help had stopped.

What do you call Justin Bieber having sex with a woman? Two people of the opposite gender having sex.

what did the asian father say to his son after getting a c+ on a test? son you are working hard and i know you will do well

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

What do you say when you see your tv floating at night? Drop it, nigga!!

How did the Nazis torture someone? They inserted a glass tube in the penis and flicked the end so that it shattered.

What happens when a black guy jumps you? Well its no diffrent to when anyone else jumps you!

What do you do in a one night stand? Stand all night long.

What's worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in two dumpsters

French man: Bonjour! English man: um, i am not french! french man: oh, My chat is on this beautiful country! Her name is Valentina! English man: What you poo in the open and name them?

Why was Johnny so sad His father beat his mother

whats hairy and fat? I DONT KNOW YOU TELL ME RETARD

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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