- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

What did the man say to the other man? Hi

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

What is funny to watch but stinks of shit. Jews oh and SBB they both stink and are funny to watch.

What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

What would happen if you put avocando, pineapple, sardines, peanut butter, brussel sprouts and milk into a blender and drank it. most probabley salmonala poisoning because the sardines were off.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

A man goes to a petting zoo. He sees a zookeeper wrestling a bear. The bear kills the zookeeper and escapes from it's cage. It promptly mauls the rest of the staff and visitors at the zoo until it is shot by local police.

What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where did my tractor go.

What did the cover say when it fell off the bed? Oh sheet!

Chuck Norris tried to return some jeans to Target and when they didn't give him his money he kickeed them in the face.

Q: What do you call an anti-joke? A: An anti-joke

What did the Unicorn do with the Portal gun? Nothing. Neither of them are real.

Why Did The Horse Cross The Road? He Couldn't Because He Was Still-born

Why doed Dorris suffer from incontinence? A weiner dog punctured her bladder.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he saw a Vladimir Putin.

I wife my butt after I poop. I poop out of my penis.

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What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

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