i did ur mom lol. thats the joke. : )

Knock Knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny your son let me in mom! Son, I have something to tell you. What? Well, you're actually adopted *sobs*

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I personally really do not know

Ian's mind Elevator music

Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

You know who can't stand to put up with my shit? Polio victims.

Why did Rudolph poop while flying over Chicago? Actually, he had to go since trip started, and that's just where it happened to land.

A male paltypus usually possesses two poisonous goads under his forelegs. Which makes him potentially more dangerous than a dragon.

What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

What did the Apple Tree say to the Oak Tree? Nothing.

what is 1 plus 1 i don't know ask your teacher

What is funny to watch but stinks of shit. Jews oh and SBB they both stink and are funny to watch.

What do you get when you fall in love? A guy with a pin to burst your bubble.

What did the kid with cancer get for christmas. Nothing. He was Jewish.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He never did because he's in KFC

How do chinese families name their children I belive it would be child because chinese families are only allowed 1 child

There's two muffins in an oven, the first muffin says "Woah, it's really hot in here!". The second muffin says "Oh my God! A talking muffin!"

A man walks in to a bar. Ouch.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms and she was blind.

boobs!

America. A land where if a girl sexual harrasses a guy would be a good thing.

Yo mama so fat she has to wear large clothes

One day... Jack: Good morning Ben: Good morning The End.

How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

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