- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the shark bite the surf board? It thought it was turtle.

It's okay, I got the yogurt.

Roses are blue Violets are red I'm bad at poetry Potato

Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

If you watch a pregnancy backwards, it is about a baby that is inserted between the legs of a woman and is slowly broken down for energy and the remains are finally sucked up by a man's genitals. There isn't a joke.

what did the slave say to the slave owner i like your car

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

shit is shit, even if you paint it purple; its still shit

Why did Jonny commit suicide? Airplanes dont have feet.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is an animal without a high enough level of intelligence to see the dangers in doing so.

Why was the dog crying? Do dogs even cry?

When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in life's eyes. Then life won't trust you with lemons.

knock knock who's there? Police oh shit

What do friends and trees have in common? They will fall over if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

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Why did the boy wear glasses? Because he had bad eyesight.

What did the cat say to the dog? - meow!

Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

Why didn't Hitler go to heaven? He killed millions of jews and was an atheist.

What is worse than going to school? Nothing.

A: Knock Knock B: Who's There? Person B came down with a serious case of amnesia that day and can't remember who anyone is.

the next time someone says "yolo" im going to pull out my shotgun and reply "sadly..."

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