- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the spider say to the lobster? Nothing, they are enemies and don't live in the same habitat.

why ya gotta be so rude? cause i can

Did you hear about the guy who lost his arm and leg in a car crash? Well, he just died in hospital. RIP.

Q: There was a cinnamon bun and a cow out flying, one of them fell.. who? A: The cinnamon bun because cinnamon bun's can't fly.

Why did the man cross the road? To get to the homeless shelter.

What looks like half of an apple? The other half.

why was the boy sad? because his mom just punched his hamburger

A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he'd would like to make a wager. The bartender replies, "no."

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

Why can't we see the wind? Because no one likes you...

How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb? ...You mean, you don't know?

John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Roses are red, Violets are too. You're bleeding out, I stabbed you.

Once soon a time there was a boy named steven. He dropped his ice cream because... You know the rest

what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

Hitler.. Hitlar... Hillar... Hillary Clinton

Ding Dong! Who's the - - - wait - - - I don't have a doorbell.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

What happens when you give a boy a cookie? He falls asleep and his parents think he was kidnapped by a serial killer.

If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him? Because that would be assault, and not only assault but aggravated assault, since you are using a weapon to do it. Plus, the lawyer would have an advantage over you in court during the trial, due to having a law degree.

what do you do when you forget to do your math homework? kill your teacher

What do you call a three-legged cheetah? Crippled.

your period is red your waffle is blue find a way to fix it or no sex for you!

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