- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

Whats 1 foot long and went in and out of my girlfriend? Our new baby

What's red and green And moves at 300mph A frog in a blender

Why did the Muslim cross the road? He was on fire and he needed to get to the lake on the other side of the street to put himself out.

Tim: You wanna hear an anti-joke? Billy: Yes! Tim: Okay, I've got one for you Billy: Let's hear it! Tim: 1

Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

watched pride and prejudice last night. I hate period dramas... too much blood

why was the asian kid the only one to get an A+ in the test? He spent the longest time studying and was therefore better prepared than the other students.

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp

Why did Gary have severe learning difficulties? Because his mother drank a lot of alcohol while she was pregnant, and it harmed his development significantly.

Yo mama so stupid that when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead

What do you call a blonde who passed the SAT's? An excellent student.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because having no sense of hearing or vision she is completely incapable of operating any sort of machinery.

a person who will soon die of beeties

Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

hard cheese

Q: What did the black man say to the sheriff? A: Good day, officer

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

Woman:I give my Heart to You! Man:Thank You!!! The Woman then dies because one can't live without a heart

jordan godfrey is good looking lolololol

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a pineapple is not a proper home

Please save our environment :) Dont use electricity. Use gas! Like Hitler.

Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

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