Your momma is so dumb that her IQ is 3 standard deviations below that of an average person.

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Jesse is so fat that Roy is jealous of his big ass tits

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what's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? they have different colored hair

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot. WOW your racist!

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What green and eats rocks? Grass, i lied about the rocks

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Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

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When life gives you lemon, Squeeze lemon juice in life's eyes Rape it And demand oranges

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Why did the midget fall from a tall building? Because somebody pushed him.

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whats up and also down? your mum

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Yo mama's like Darfur: Everyone feels bad for her, but nobody offers any substantial assistance.

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What do you do when you see someone from the kkk? Accept what you saw and move on with your day

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why did suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.. knock, knock who's there? not suzie

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Are you trolling with me? I mean how can you know where I live if you have not even picked up the phone yet? Listen, if you wanted to make me upset, you did it okay? You won, I like you a lot and I would never do such a thing. I understand you being upset Nero, I am so sorry, I never meant nor wanted for this to happen, I hope you can forgive me someday.

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What do you call a black man in a hole? "sir". He is A colnel in the US marines fighting for his country in a pivotal battle to maintain american interests in other countries.

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What is long, hard and comes out of a gay persons bum? poo

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What does the gay man do while he is taking a shower with many other men in a prison or a gym? Lathers soap all over his body to clean himself so he is not smelly.

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Someone told me once, but i had terrible memory so I had them tell me again.

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Whats funnier than throwing a baby off the top of a building? The sound it makes when it hits the ground.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a buddhist monk walk into a bar. The bartender says " What are you drinking?"

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What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting constantly tortured for hours non-stop by getting your eyebrows plucked out one by one and getting your teeth pulled out and getting your arms cut open by a razor and getting your nose twisted off and getting your nipples ripped off by a pair of pliers and getting your toenails scraped off by a knife and getting a needle shoved into your eyes and getting a sword stuffed up your arse and getting your penis split in two like a hotdog and getting your balls smashed up by a sledgehammer so the sperm inside goes everywhere. I think that would be worse than dropping a dollar down the drain.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Milkman. Milkman who? I've been coming here for 14 years and you don't even know my name? I helped take your mother to the hospital for crying out loud! I held you in my arms as a baby! And you don't even have the decency to remember MY NAME?! I'm sorry I don't live in a house that allows milk and other groceries to be delivered, I'm sorry that I wasn't born into a nice family with a nice home! I'm sorry that I have had to come here EVERY WEEK FOR FOURTEEN YEARS and you can't even remember my NAME! My name! I left my family for christmas one year to go pick up that elmo doll for you when you were a kid! I saved you from that burning treehouse! I helped you with you're 3rd grade science fair project and you won! YOU WON! We took a picture together that i have kept in my wallet. And i proudly say here's me and timmy. ME AND TIMMY! TIMMY! But no...you don't need to know my name. Well good day sir. You shan't see me again.

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A horse walks into a bar... The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have testicular cancer........"

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Q: What did the mute kid say to his mother ?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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