- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did annie fall of the swing? she had no arms.. knock knock who's there? not annie.

Why was the girl sad? Because she was, you idiot!

There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

Dollar ice tea... I drink that Supa hot fire... i spit that Two and a half men................... I watch that

What did Mitch say to joe when he saw his fly was down? Nothing because he's a bagle

Roses are Blue, Europe is Yellow. I suck at poems, Refridgerator

What do you call a black man walking down the street? Danger Approaching

How many immature teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Your Mum.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

what did the women say when she saw a tiger maul a rabbit? she didn't see it, she was in the kitchen cooking and ironing

why did the blond sop at a red light? because it was red.

I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

why did the baby have a hole in its head? it was shot

Your moms so old. She might die soon

Pitbull is Mr. Worldwide because his music sucks everywhere in the world

What will ur wife say when she finds you in bed with a hore-s.

What do you call someone who puts one number on here as a joke? Someone with no life.

''Levi Johnston is running for mayor of Wasilla, Alaska. Ironically, many of the babies he'll kiss on the campaign trail will be his own.''

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

"Hey, do you guys wanna hear a joke?!" -no, shut up.

Q. Whats black and rhymes with Snoop? A. Dr Dre

MATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

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