Why didn't the boy get his mom anything for her birthday? He was killed by a drunk driver years ago

Rosie are red velvet blue I made eggs just for you

Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

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What happened to the toddler on the swing? She was left unatended and was raped.

What's more traumatising than watching your dad raping a man? Watching a man raping your dad.

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How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

In other news, a Florida man was arrested today for stealing candy...with a knife.

Two black men walk past a white man who recently hung himself from a tree. Oh the racist irony.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cross light said signal said "GO"

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

Why did the blind man itch his knee? He has cancer

roses are black violets are black I'm blind i need a dog.

What did Shaq do when he first met Rondo? Play Basketball

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

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Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

How do you hook up with a really hot chick? This website is intended for Anti-Jokes, Not Dating Advice.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

Whats worse than breaking your Xbox? Being raped by your dad.

Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

What's brown and sticky? Anal

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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