- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

How do you get rid of herpes? You shoot up the cancer ward of a hospital.

What's funnier than a dead baby? -A dead baby sitting next to a kid with Down Syndrome.

What do you do when you see a black man limping in your yard? You invite him inside, ask him what happened, and possibly call an ambulance if, God forbid, the situation is that serious.

Who ever invented the "Knock- Knock jokes" should get a "No-bell prize"

Why did the police arrest the Escalade full of black men? Reckless driving. I lied, it was an asian woman.

Why did hellen keller's dog kill itself? You would to if your name was, AIIEEEEIUUUUHGH!

What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

Why do dogs bark? Idk why? Cause there dogs

What happened to the alcoholic? He got liver cancer

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Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

A cheetah walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve re cheetah, as cheetahs are an endangered species and does not want to risk the cheetah succumbing to alcohol poisoning.

periods are red waffles are blue your mum's a milf I sucked her boob

How much dirt is in a 4 by 6 by 8 hole? None its a hole.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

Hey, do you wanna hear a joke? A joke.

How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

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