- Anti Joke

Q: What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family of four.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

Q: Why did the crazy man stare at the orange juice container? A: Because it started talking.

My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

A woman becomes pregnant. 9 months later she has a baby.

John: I just ran over a cat... Just kidding! It was your mum.

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

How do you kill a politician? You set him on fire and stab him in the back 20 times.

Whats the difference between a cow and another cow Help my dogs eating me

Your momma's so old she might die soon.

whats the best thing about polio...death

Why didn't the boy want his dinner? Because it was a bowl of vomit.

how do you get a blonde one-handed woman out a tree? wave

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

Q. Why did the squirrel cross the road? A. Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What did the little girl buy for her cat? A box to bury him in.

What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

what do you call a black women that got an abortion a crime stopper