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Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

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What do you get when you cross a train track and a bumpy feild, Further along on your GPS map.

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A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

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A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

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* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why do black people like fried chicken? A: Because it tastes delicious!

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What did the bartender say to the upset horse? GET OUT OF MY BAR!!!

How do black people get rich? They collect welfare checks.

Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

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Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo. Get in the van.

How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

Why was Junior sad? His parents were killed in a car crash.

Why did the black guy cross the road? His car was parked across the street.

Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

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Friends are like lettuce; If you eat their head, they die

What did the Mexican overdose on to die. Nothing, he died of old age

Your mom.

What do you call a praying mantis at your door step? a Jehovah Witness

What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

What do you get when you cross a train track and a bumpy feild, Further along on your GPS map.

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

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A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

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