- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

Dislike this joke for a cookie However if you like this joke you dont get a cookie

What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

Woman:I give my Heart to You! Man:Thank You!!! The Woman then dies because one can't live without a heart

What really killed Adolf Hitler? The gas bill

A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

What did santa claus get the boy with cancer for christmas? Nothing. Santa is not real and thus incapable of granting christmas wishes.

Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

Why are bacon and eggs good. Because Toasters are silver

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

What Mistake Do Ghosts make? None ghosts dont exist..

Womens Rights

What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

A black man walks into a convienent store, pays for his stuff and leaves

Q: How do turn water into wine. A: You don't.

knock knock... who's there? your grandmother, now please let me in it's very cold outside. *you now proceed to open the door for your grandmother as she is elderly and you dont want her to freeze

What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

A: I slept in your mums bed last night. B: don't care dad

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