- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man walked into a bar. the bartender asked why he was annoyed. he answered " people keep on telling this joke and I'm tired of the making me get drunk

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Why was the man sent to the hospital? He got crushed by a flying refrigerator.

What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

How many people does it take to light a fag? I love BBW porn!!!!

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

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Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave?

Why doesn't the boy get anything for Christmas? His parents died the night before!

Whats funnier than 24, 69

What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

For New Years I want to spend more time with my... Video Games

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a motorboat. They are sucked into the propeller and brutally disfigured instantly.

roses are red violets are blue they really are

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Some home health supplies. He really needed them, too.

Q: What's 1 + 1? A: I don't know, I am an African who was bought up in the famine my mother died, my father starved. I have to sell myself to feed my sisters. I never went to school and drink my urine every second day because I have no water.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Depending on the amount of saliva you produce each lick the answer to this question varies species to species.

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