whats worse than the smell of nail polish? burning jews.

Science fact: what would happen if you lined up all the veins in your body? You would die.

President Donald Trump

Jimmy can't drive the tractor. Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he's a patato

Why don't lesbians use dildoes? Because they look just like a big penises.

A horse walked into a bar and ordered a drink. It was nothing out of the ordinary because the Everett-Wheeler interpretation of quantum mechanics is correct and he lived in a parallel universe in which the roles of humans and horses are reversed.

Gretta has five legs? -no

what do kids take their lunch in to school. that depends if they buy lunch at school... otherwise they bring it in a lunchbox...

a man walks in to a bar. he says oww.

yo mama is so fat that a kid said to her ' The White Buddha Has Returned'

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender say, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The man continues to order a drink when he realises the comment was directed at the elephant standind behind him.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a convicted rapist.

You are so down to earth, and never confuse that with "simple minded".

What do fat kids and whales have in common? Ruth burden

whats black and hangs from my tree a plum

What did the little girl say after her dad hit her? Nothing. She was a month old and died instantly.

What's old and wrinkly? old people

A father was driving with his son. The Son asked " have you been in a car accident in the past 10 years"? The father replys " did you know you HAD 4 siblings"?

What do you call two Japanese men digging through rubble? Worried family members of missing relatives due to the recent devastating tragedy in the island nation of Japan.

why couldn't jonny ride on a swing? he had no arms or legs why didn't jonny have any arms or legs? he's a potato!

"Do you know the joke about the No and Me Neither?" "No..." "Me neither."

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's dad owned a shot gun.

Did you hear the one about the deaf guy and the rhinoceros? Neither did he.

I'm going to Re-write History... History

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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