- Anti Joke

A man walks into a bar and notices a twelve inch tall man playing a small piano. He asks the bartender about it. The bartender explains that the pianist has worked there for some time, mostly performing on weeknights. The bartender also tells the man that he may be suffering some vision problems, as the pianist is about 5'8" or 5'9". Some time later the man visits an optometrist and finds out he has a severe case of astigmatism.

What did the penis say to the vagina? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

What do you do with a Jewish kid with add( attention deficits disorder)? Send him to a concentration camp

Me: What's the difference between a zebra and a slice of cheese? You: I don't know Me: Me neither

I put the word **** in a post. Anti Joke starred it and the joke didn't make sense anymore.

If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

Why did the little boy throw a clock out of the window? Because he wanted to break it.

Why did the boy fail his math test? Because his Mother threw a refrigerator at him.

Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's more fun that being raped? Not being raped.

what did the blind man get for christmas? Cancer.....

why was the girl raped? she left the kitchen.

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An extremely talented reptile.

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I told my grandmother to act her age.... she then died

here's a joke... the american education society

Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there. Just kidding because today brought terminal cancer.

How do you make a frog stand still? Shoot it.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

Q: How do you make three atheists cry? A: Kill their families.