- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the most confusing day in Mexico? Father's Day.

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? The light was green.

Why is it stupid to call your son Bethany? It is commonly a girl's name.

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Why Did The Horse Cross The Road? He Couldn't Because He Was Still-born

I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

when life gives you lemons your like wait how did i get these lemons??

If you were on an island with one wish what would you wish for? To get off the island

Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

Two muffins are baking in an oven. What does one say to the other? Nothing. They are both inanimate objects and can't speak.

Q: What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A:One is fun to hit with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

I wife my butt after I poop. I poop out of my penis.

What did the duck with one leg say to the pirate? Woof.

A blonde enters a bar and orders an elevator.

Why is Skrillex so bad a fishing? He has Parkinson's Disease

What state is round on both ends and high in the middle? Ocoloradoo.

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

Why do Christian protest against gay marriage? They protest because they believe gay marriage is a sin.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

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