- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funnier than my jokes? your face.

what happend when the little boy went on the rollercoaster ? It crashed.

how do you confuse a blonde? ask if she wants a cake...then rape her

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? The chain broke.

Richard Nixon walks into a bar. Everyone is thrilled to meet a former President of the United States who returned from the grave.

Whats The Meaning Of Life? 42. But everyone has their own perception so you have your own answer so why the heck did i write this joke. Oh wait Im writing still. The answer is 42.

What the difference between some stoned and someone drunk? When your drunk you think having a good time even when you not and when you stoned your so high you think your a dragon ball z character.

The Blonde walked into a wall.

A white guy, spanish guy, and a black guy jump off a roof. They were all killed on impact and their families will mourn their loss for years to come.

what did the penis say to the vagina? SMACK SMACK SMACK

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? An opera singer singing in the shower

Q: What's the meaning of life? A: A bush, have you ever been dragged through one? It hurts.

What's worse than rain on your birthday? Dying

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because animals walking across a paved street is a very common occurrence ever since the industrialization of the modern world.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because goats lay eggs.

What do you get when you cross a taco with a a bungee cord? An inedible taco.

i hate black people

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how do you make a plumber cry kill his family how do you kill the plumbers family with a wrench

why did the homosexual man cross the road? to get to his gay partner.

what did the baby say to his mum? he sed bfirbvuirnvkjwmndckie

What did the father say to his child Christmas morning? you're adopted

A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

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