- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

Bear walks into bar and says to eagle may I have a................... drink eagle says why the long pause hohahahohahahohaha

whats the difference between a male porsche driver and a porcupine? with porcupines,the pricks are on the outside.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

I need to start studying.

Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

Roses are red, violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's cheese on toast

"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

What did the boy get for his birthday? Older.

You know whats worse than an anti-joke? Practically Anything.

Did you know that in the country of Nigeria, every minute, 60 second passes?

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Blond answers: Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat............?

there was once a jew

How do you fit an elephant into a car? You can't. Unless it's a baby elephant. You would probably also need a convertible with the top down.

I took a vampire out for dinner last night. I expected her to cringe when I ordered a rare steak, but we decided not to let my tastes impact on the evening, sharing wine and many stories before heading back to my apartment.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Are you kidding? If you can slow down time when stressed, then that means that your perception of time is, well... Oh relative, but still wow! What about now though? Can you do it? And for curiosity`s sake, what if you jumped off a roof? Would the stress make it all really slow?

Roses are red Violets are blue Wrong. Violets should be purple.

Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

What is a jew in space? Dead

What's wet and pink and fun to watch in someone's face? A big bubble gum bubble exploding into someone's face.

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