- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

what do you call cheese that's not yours? cheese that you stole.

What do you call a black elephant? An elephant.

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

Yo mamma is so dumb, she bought a Wii and was satisfied with her purchase

Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

Roses are red Violets are blue Call the cops girl They can't unrape you

Anthony sucks

Why did Rosie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus...

What did the therapist say to the other therapist? Your skin looks dry, let me lend you some ointment.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Bend Over.

What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

A walks out of a bar and the joke is cut off by a-

If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms Why couldnt he get up? He had no legs What did the boy get for Christmas? Cancer What did the boy get for Easter? A funeral Knock, knock Who's there? Not the boy.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

Your momma's so dumb, she has below average IQ.

This is a joke.

roses are red violets are blue i've got alzheimer's ...

Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

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