- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Whats blue and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket Q. whats green and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket in disguise.

Your mum's so fat that she's incredibly lucky she has a loving and supportive husband who values her personality over her appearance.

Why was Andy's resume declined? Because he was molested as a child.

a kid plays computer games alot and gets carpoltunel in both hands and lives in pain for the rest of his life.

What did the priest do to the young catholic boy? Bless him.

Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

Why did the camel climb Mount Everest? Actually, he wasn't a camel, he was a very experienced mountain climber. In any case no one really knows why he did it.

A cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. Well, okay, it doesn't actually order it. It more of meows in a begging fashion and the bartender, being a kind individual, gets the lost animal a bowl of milk. But who's to argue semantics?

Why did the man not come out of the closet? He wanted to stay in narnia.

Two muffins were in an oven. One of them said, "It's sure hot in here!" The other muffin didn't respond because it's dead.

Q: What's pink and fuzzy? A: Pink Fuzz...

Three Jews walked into a bar. I lied... it was a gas chamber.

How do you wake a sleeping bear? Kick it.

Why does the kid cries when he sees me? Cuz i took his lollypop last week.

What can kill you when it falls out of a tree? Anything of a considerable weight actually.

knock knock ? Who's there ? idunnop idunnop who ? Eww you've done a what?!

An Iranian, a Mexican, and an American are on an airplane. The plane is too heavy to take off, so to lighten the load, each person has to throw off something their country has a lot of. The Iranian throws off a nuclear bomb. The Mexican throws off a sombrero. The American throws off an apple pie.

What did the man say when his wife said hello? Hello.

What's green fury has 4 legs, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you. A pool-table

Do you know what my Granddad said to me before he kicked the bucket? He said; how far do you think I could kick this bucket? Then he died.

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

Why did Justin Bieber jump out of the airplane? He didn't, i pushed him

a girl had just gotten dumped by her boyfriend over a text message. she got very sad and became suicidal

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