- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Elf stab the Gnome? Because I was on a bad acid trip.

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how did the little black boy cross the river? he walked over the bridge.

Who's blind but can see, deaf but can hear, and dumb yet can solve the most complex mathematical equations? Helen Keller-Norris

Why did the man stop playing his computer game? The SWAT busted down his door and quickly pinned him down and arrested him for the murder of 7 families, he was charged for life in prison.

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Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

knock knock whose there cash! cash who i don't want any but i'd like some peanuts

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

How many apple does it take to turn a fridge into a water buffalo? Yellow tactics because of the Minty fragrance

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

Why did the girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

Why did the blonde blow up? She ate a bomb.

Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

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Why was it cold in Florida on Monday? Because there was an irregular cold front moving through. The Monday part was just a coincidence.

Warning: Legit Joke Below What is the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? Only one can raise a child.

What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

What do you call your mom? Mom

Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

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