Why couldn't the blonde get pregnant? Because she was dead, and her reproductive organs had stopped functioning.

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What did the racist say to the other racist? Hey how was yesterday's clan meeting?

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If you play The Binding of Isaac backwards, it's about a boy who summons Satan in hell and ascends multiple floors and eventually revives him mom by sucking in tears. He eventually becomes less of a monster until going back to his home and living hapily with his mother, completely forgetting anything had ever happened.

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cancer isn't that good for you. so try not to get it

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Why did the tomato turn red? The salad pulled out a gun.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

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A muslim is working quietly in his 3rd floor apartment complex bedroom. ~~~~ He's been working on high explosives for 8 months now, preparing to kill innocent people.

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how many babies does it take to paint a house depends on how hard you throw em

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hi joshua

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I have a riddle. What's black and white and red all over? Nothing. That's impossible.

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okay so theres this guy.

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what did the doctor say to another doctor? we are doctors

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Whats worse then a worm in your apple...... some of these jokes

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What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

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What did the Jewish man say to the Shia faction Muslim man? Even though we have different views on god and religion I value your friendship more than my religous views.

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The bears will win the Super Bowl

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How do you fit 1000 babies into a trashcan? You don't that would be wasteful! You Eat Them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Your mother is so fat, she appeals to my secret fetish.

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What is blue? The sky! Hahaha best joke to laught at with all of your buds hehehehehee

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What is the same about a Duck and a Pickle? Neither of them can ride a bike.

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Yeah, I know too, its as if "Omg he has not replied in 5 seconds something must be wrong", sorry about that. Not endorphin person? That cannot be too good.

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What do you call a muslim with a gun I dont know his name

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Get it? More.

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Why did the white kid tear up while watching a segment on slavery? He got something in his eye.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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