- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You come across a blonde, a brunette, and a red head. Why are you telling a joke? Go make sex.

What did the blonde order in the restaurant? A cup of coffee.

Q: Where was Moses when the lights went out. A: In the dark.

What's green, yellow, and red? A traffic light

How many dinosaurs does it take to fill a pool? I don't know and no one will know as they are extinct organisms

your mom is so poor that now your family is at risk of losing there home

The adventures of Helen Keller:

How to condom style ! Ayyyyyyy thts ur baby ! No! No! No! No! No! No! Broken condom style ;)

A paraplegic women falls off a boat. Regardless of the fact that she was wearing a properly inflated flotation device, she still managed to drown. She died instantly, the next day.

What do you get for the man that has everything already? Another one.

Why did the elephant not do 9/11? Because he drank a hispanic turtle.

Why was little Johnny sad? His parents were killed in an awful fire

Why did the boy stay in the closet? Because the door was locked.

What's white and sticky? A white stick.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

Q- what the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? A- The Wheelchair

Kade was sad. He had finally got a girlfriend when he realized he actually liked men.

what do abortion and a coat hanger have in common? they both contain 4 vowels

A Stoner sees a bag of chips.

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

How do you kill a mime? Shoot him in the face.

Knock, Knock! Who`s there? Your mama`s stupid! Your mama`s stupid who? Your mama`s stupid as a rock! I` m going to cut your eyes out and use them as baseballs!

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear asks the rabbit does shit stick to your fur? The rabbit says no, so the bear wipes his ass on the rabbit

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