- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

Gus's mom

DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. What they don't tell you is every time a mouse trap snaps an angel gets set on fire.

How do you give an 80 year old man a heart attack? Hold a gun to his head

Three blind men walk into a bar, and, no... wait, sorry just one; so one blind man walked into a bar, and... uh, okay, so it was actually more of a small post. This is pretty much just a plausible, yet unfortunate event. My bad.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because pterodactyls along with all other dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years.

Why is The stop sign bent? Because a ambulance full of sick kids hit it.

whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

What do you get when you mix a donkey with a bungee cord? My bouncy ass

A man walks into a bar. A few hours later he walks out.

Doctor, Doctor, I can't feel my legs? We're going to have to amputate it to prevent infection, you won't be able to walk again.

i walk into a bar,and then proceed to be taken out because i am a minor -chuckles

Why did George shaw fall off the swin?. Because he got a bowl thrown at his head

Women's Rights

Fine, start by proving to me that you can be a reasonable human being, and I will meet you myself, I have too many of those that rely on my guidance and protection in order for me to send myself off to some suicide mission. Say, are you familiar with the Antony Stark method?

Why did Timmy fall off his swing? The Holocaust

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

Antijokes...

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

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