Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

Why did Captain Obvious crossed the road? Because that's the name of the chicken

What did the boy do with his ice cream? He ate it.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to severely injure a human.

What's hotter than a hot girl? The sun.

Who do u talk to when everyone is ignoring you? Nobody will talk to you so what's the point?

What did the Jew get for Christmas ....... An ashtray

What do you call an apple, an orange, and a pear in a bowl? Fruit

Why did the gay man not walk straight? Because I took a jack hammer to his foot

Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

Why is there air? To blow up basketballs

What's worse than a holocaust? two holocausts.

What happens when you mix a camel and a penguin? A cenguin!

What did i say to the stupid person? Your Stupid.

Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

Q: A man, already drunk, walked into a bar. What did he say? A: Ouch!

Why did the door close? Because I closed it.

What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

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*The doctor walks in* Knock knock. Whos there? Doctor. Doctor Who?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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