- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the prison full of black people? Because they were all their for security internships.

What would have happend if martin Luther king was white? I don't know he wasn't so it's irrelevant

Whats the difference between a pizza and your mom? Your mom's a bitch.

Why did the old man cross the road? Coz he was in an ambulance

If somebody stabs you in the forehead, you are likely to get injured.

Whats a dogs favorite thing to eat? Food.

Put chromosomes in advertising. Because you know, Sex Cells

what do you call a cross between lasagna and a human. weird

It's not that hard to be Dyslexic. You just have to accept it nad ovem no.

"What's up?" "A movie about an old man who takes his house to South America by tying balloons to it, who accidentally brings along a young boy with him and they have an adventure."

What's worse than stabbing your eye with a fork? Stabbing both your eyes with a fork.

What do you call a big hungry duck? A duck thats hungry and big

Knock Knock there's a doorbell

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You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

How many Woman does it take to change a lightbulb? none they had a back up lamp

What do you call a house full of Mexicans? A house

What did the biscuit say when he saw his friend get run over? Oh my god. Dave, are you ok? Somebody call an ambulance.

Q: What do you call Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen. A: two things: Their names, and a doctor because they are both in need of a nutritionist.

What did Osama Bin Laden Say to Obama when they met? Nothing Osama is Dead

89 bottles of beer on the wall, 89 bottles of beer, if one alcoholic passes the wall, 0 bottles of beer on the wall!

Q: How many Babies does it take to paint a garage? A: babies do not have good motor skills therefore, they can not hold a paint brush.

So a horse walks into a bar. The rancher immediately contacted medical help, and with a little teamwork, the horse was treated and revived.

A man walks into a pole He breaks his nose And bleeds to death

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