What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into a worm and finding an apple in it.

Guess what. Butts. www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

I can't believe they been together for 16 years!! Who? Deez Nutz!

I'm Coming

A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

Knock Knock, Who's There? Legolas They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard!

What looks like half a loaf of bread. The other half

What did you get for your birthday? I got older

What's puby and dandruffy? Aodhan Hearty

How do you get your girlfriend's yapping Chihuahua to be quiet? Throw it through a window.

what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

What's better than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill/death ratio

what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't he was chicken

A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

What's the difference between a black preist and a white priest? the color of their skin.

roses are grey violets are grey im color blind

What did the children say when the magician pulled a rabbit out of his hat? Nothing, but the parents called Animal Control, and the magician was imprisoned after a dog-fighting ring was discovered in Michael Vick's estate.

The joke below me was written by someone who was mauled by a panther and raped by a tribe.

Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit

(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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