- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't junior say thank you for his christmas present from his dad? He was raised by two moms

You know what happens when you assume right? Well, you make an educated guess based on prior knowledge to the circumstance at hand.

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

You know what's gay?? Lesbians

Why was the boy crying? he was so happy his mom bought him a playstation 3

what did the bartender say to the customer? a. is it the first option b. is it the second option c. is it the third option.

Q:How do you kill Chuck Norris ? A:You don't , He kills you first.

What did Batman say to Superman before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Dr Dr I think I have diarrhea You have irritable bowel syndrome, I recommend IBS support

Q: What's worse than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? A: One baby nailed to ten trees.

Knock Knock whos there? a black man ohh ok come in

Why did the man run away from the woman? He forgot his rape kit.

i googled who gives a fuck my name wasn't in the results

What is small, green, lives 10 meters under the ground and eat rocks? The little green rock eater!

what's black? a lot of things.

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a Triceratops.

Tyler Bishop is a waffle

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, building up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

You are basically asking if I care for you, care for me, and if this could put us both in risk... There is no picking at this stage, why would I use you?

Phew, I was like thinking all like "I am really into this guy, we can like chat like this and stuff too right?"

Osama bin Laden walks into a bar. Just joking, he's dead.

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