- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

What would Bruno Mars do if he was on the moon? Gasp and grab his throat in an attempt to get oxygen flowing into his lungs with no avail.

What did the friend say to the other friend? A. Hi friend.

whats up with that? i'm from jersy

What's brown and white all over? Chad butthole

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you go into the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

Q: Why did the man get stabbed? A: I don't know.

What did the mom say to her daughter? I love you.

Q: What do yoiuo call an Italian butler? A: Vinny

Why did the person write an antijoke? To get to the other side

Well, you see, I'm an extractor fan.

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How do you get a one-armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder.

a man walks into a house. he gets shot in the leg and is brought to jail because he was a burglar and was trying to steal the family's tv.

I walked up to the door and I asked the door how r u door, and he said, I'm a door!

why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

How do you make a small child cry? You cut off his fingers..

Why are New Yorkers hated on so much? Becuase the Yankees suck ass.

Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

A bartender walks into a bar, and starts his shift.

70% of heroin addicts die at some point in their life.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says "what is this, some kind of joke?!"

Are you from Jamaica? 'Cause you're making me crazy! Are you from Haiti? I'm really sorry about all the disaster that's been happening there.

The schoolboy said to the bus driver, this is my stop the bus driver replied "no, we have a while to go yet"

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