How can you tell if a joke is skept? Tell it to raysean and see if he laughs

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How many baby can u fit in a cup? A: it depends how strong ur blender is How do you get them out? A: tortilla chips

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What has four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill someone? A pool table.

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What do you call a man who tripped on a rock? A man who tripped on a rock.

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I have a great knock knock joke. You start. Go.

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Q. what has one million arms and tells it to people A.a liar

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle

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the canadian, the chinese man, and the black guy walk into the at different times and buy different things

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Things to do get an A on my test win my hockey game become immortal well that escalated quickly

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What did the plane say to the twin towers on 9/11 - Nothing, how do you expect planes to talk, stop hallucinating and stop with the drugs

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Why did a 36 year old Asian man stop in the middle of raping someone A: He realized that what he was doing was immoral and that it could scar someone for the rest of there lives and that he could serve a sentence of up to 35 years which would mean he would miss out on the special offers that QVC has to offer during this time

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Jimmy clenches his fist, a crack his heard. Jimmy begins to cry knowing his arthritis has gotten worse.

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I bought a pound of gold for my new gold ring, later that day I lost it

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if my evil next door neighbor is building a rocket to steal the moon with the help of 3 little girls, a grumpy old man and about 5000 small yellow poeple; what do i do? get sued for coping a copyrighted movie plot

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What did the man before he was executed? Nothing. He was already executed before he said something.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your face belong in the zoo, don't worry I get there too, not in the cage, just visiting you :)

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What's white and smells like crap? An albino tird. Just kidding, Justin Biebers music.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocaust Whats worse that two Holocaust? Dane Cooks Comedian act

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Why did the Jewish man bend down to pick up a penny? Because he had dropped it and required the penny as part of his payment for his food.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police The police who? Sir, your wife is dead.

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"I know it. I can feel it in my nuggets." -Chicken Joe

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A black guy walks into a resturaunt. he finishes his drink, graciously tips the bartender and leaves.

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Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

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I like cheese. You like cheese. Have a nice day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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