- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so fat that people make rude comments about her behind her back, but they shouldn't because she's a really nice lady.

Why did Little Jimmy cross the road? Little Jimmy doesnt have arms and legs, silly, he cant cross the road.

Q. How many blonds do you know? A. I don't know any blonds, but are you perhaps talking about blondes? Because if so, I still don't know any.

what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

When life gives you melons, your dyslexic

What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

How many Ethiopian's can you fit in a bathtub? As many as you want, they'd all fall down the drain. JimBoto

What did santa claus get the boy with cancer for christmas? Nothing. Santa is not real and thus incapable of granting christmas wishes.

hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

A seal walks into a club, It proceeds to maul customers and then makes its way back to the ocean where it lives.

What's a stupid joke on anti-joke? One that involves a random number with absolutely no meaning

There are 2 muffins in an oven One of the muffins says to the other 'Jeez it's hot in here' Then the other muffin replied, 'OH MY GOD IT'S A FRICKEN TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!

what happened to the asian who failed his math quiz... his parents killed him

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer Roses are red

How many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? Pancakes are not a feasible material with which to build a doghouse.

Why didn't Clair get up all day? She died in her sleep.

Microwave

Gandalf and Dumbledore had a son, her name wasn't.

Whats the difference between a cow and a sheep a cow goes baa and a sheep goes moo

what is orange? an orange

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

How do I want to die? From Chuck Norris killing me, that would be an honor.

How do you make seven an even number? You don't, it's impossible.

why did it take the black man 1.5 hours to get out of a movie theater? he wanted to patiently wait for the movie to end.

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