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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the bank teller say to Santa Claus? May I help you?

A blonde walks into an electrics shop and asks to buy a television set. The shop-owner explains that she is signalling a microwave and is concerned for her mental wellbeing.

What's the opposite of Christopher Reeves? Reeves Christopher

what do you call an elephant crossing a fish? a elephant fish

3 men of different races walk into a bar. The bartender then proceeds to ask, "what would you 3 men like?"

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

Roses are shitty Violets are bitches I'm fat.

What do you get when you cross a squirrel and lasagna? I don't know,I'm asking you the question.

What did the policeman say to the man robbing the bar? Stealing is wrong. Then the police read the man his Miranda laws.

Pi and i are having an argument about the state of modern mathematics. Pi goes into a frenzy and i says "be rational". Pi does not realise that i was just being friendly, and so tells him: "get real". [L]

whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? Pizza is not human, Jewish people are.

What do you catch a baby with? A pitchfork

Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: He wasn't, it turns out 7 was afraid of 6 because 6 beat 7 up in high school

What did the Icelandic man say to the Norwegian man? Vishtok yerder poten hash vil narsh varden.

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What you you call peanut butter on the top of a dog house Peanut butter

Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

Why is Obama black Because his parents were black

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