What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

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what is pink and shaped like a banana? A pink banana.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names

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Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

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What's purple and glows? An electric grape

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whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

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Why was the 7 year old girl crying? Because its hard to laugh during gang rape.

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Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican is human being, and has no simalarities to an average day wooden bench.

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Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

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this kid named terry stockton thought it was funny to get someone in the ankle lace then the kid got up and pucnched him in the face so hard he had a seizure

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Yo mamas so fat that when a bus hit her she said " who threw that pebble at me"

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Why did the Jewish girl fall off the swing? Because Amon Goeth shot her in the head from his balcony with his rifle. --Amon Goeth's friend

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what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

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Why did the black man walk across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Why did the other Albino cross the road? He was running away from a witch doctor who was going to brutally murder him and steal his body parts.

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So this fat guy farts. It smells.

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Why are the new york knicks called the new york knicks.? no one gives a crap

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

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How do you make your house smell bad? fart

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what do you get when you cross a turkey with a goat? nothing you can't cross to genetically different spieces stupid

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Found out the difference between onions and men. I don't cry when I'm chopping up men.

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Where did Susie go when her town was bombed? Everywhere.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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