Why doed Dorris suffer from incontinence? A weiner dog punctured her bladder.

Which way do 4 gay guys walk South then past the milkbar then around the corner

What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

Everything's looking fine, ma'am. Hope to see you again real soon.

Why do so many people like writting really bad anti jokes? Said Santa Claus

my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

"Free to play" Play free "right now" "Free forever"

Trouble with the trolley, eh? No

What's the difference between a cat and a banana? One is a cat, the other is a banana.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

What did a lot of money say? I FEEL LIKE A MILLION BUCKS!!!!!

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

How may Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

Whats worse than 10 dead babies in the street? 11 babies in the street.

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was hungry. Thats why.

what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

Connor is such a dope, he doesn't even know Betty White jokes aren't funny.

im 14, over weight and spotty! you interested? .... im desperate:)

why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

Why did the goat cross the street? It was running away from the Tsunami

What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

What happens when a leprechaun refuses to give you his pot of gold? He doesn't give you his gold.

What is white and can't climb trees? Powdered sugar.

What is the difference between a mexican and a bench? One is living, one is not.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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