- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's There ........................ ........................................... I hate doorbell ditchers

What is black and white and sleeps a lot? A tired zebra.

What did the faggot say? Nothing, he shot himself due to high school bullying and rejecting parents.

What's funnier than 9/11? Nothing. 9/11 wasn't funny. It was a terrible tragedy, the most tragic in U.S. history. If you think that is funny you are a sick person. By: Logan in South Dakota

Pretty vague, if I did not know you, Id conclude you where working for some mob syndicate or something.

knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

What's worse than a baby in a blender? Two babies in a blender

what did the hammer do on the test -he nailed it.

man: im hungry can i have a sandwich wife: go make one man: then what are you gonna do

Q: Why did the mom try to wake up a sleeping bag? A: Because it's morning and her kid is curled up inside fast asleep

Y u do dis?

Why was the boy with no arms and legs crying? He had a lit match in his anus.

How many fish fingers does it take to change a lightbulb? Five.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid with two stump arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Two whales are in a bar. One says, "whoaohaoahwoahwahoh" The other says, "Go home, Frank. You're drunk."

cake cake and no cake, your life just ended

A man walked into a bar. He stayed for a bit and had a good time.

What do a Jew and a homeless man both have in common? They both get nothing for Christmas

Why did Sarah fall off the swing. I don't know. Why? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, chickens aren't capable of crossing roads without being involved in a car accident.

What's a good way to kill time? It's impossible to kill an inanimate object.

What do you get a kid with no arms for Christmas? Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

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