- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Feeling alone fast after opening your mouth? Feel that people ignore your conversations? BUY A PARROT! Teach it to say AHAH!... And Uhuh, and I PERFECTLY UNDERSTAND! Now YOU CAN BE APPRECIATED INSTANTLY BY A BIRD THAT DOES NOT KNOW WHAT THE FUCK YOU ARE SAYING!

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got revenge And you got big boobs. :3 Roses are blue Violets are red I'm bad poet Now i'm dead. O_O

Paul was mowing his lawn when he felt a bump. It turned out it was a bunny. Paul felt bad but the bunny felt worse

why did the chicken cross the road? it accidentally got out of it's pen. the farmer got very mad at the chicken for getting out, and very vicous-like, yelled at the chicken, causing it to get scared, and run to the other side. and that, is why the chicken crossed the road.

Why doesn't the chicken cross the road Because his dad got ran over by a car when he crossed the road

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

What Do You Call A Fake Noodle? ----An Impastaaa!!!!!

if it walks like a duck and looks like a duck your probably looking at a goose

Q: Why did the boy not laugh at the Anti Joke? A: Because he has no sense of humor

When is a clown happy? At a child's birthday party.

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

Why did the hunter shoot the deer? Because he was hungry and might starve to death if he didnt

What's the difference between a dead baby and an egg? Ones delicious with bacon, the others an egg.

Whats the difference between a frog?

Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

What do you call a puppy in alaska? A cold PUPPY!!!!!

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? a horse

British Dentistry

Knock Knock "Who's There?" "Delivery" "Oh right, I just ordered pizza"

your momma's so stupid, she starved to death in a supermarket i probably would too...considering all the good shit needs to be cooked

What's the difference between a Jew and a cucumber? You can't gas a cucumber.

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