What did the girl get for her birthday? the Plan B pill

black people

SQUID DOMINATION!!! Squids WILL Take Over the World!!!

Yo mama so fat.

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

Every 60 seconds In Africa......... A minute passes.

(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

A man walks into a bar, and promptly leaves because he left his kid in the car.

What did the blind, deaf and mute kid get for Christmas? Cancer

Why is Skrillex so bad a fishing? He has Parkinson's Disease

What do you call a man with no legs and no arms on your doorstep? Matt

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting Cancer.

What has seven ears, four legs and two arms? Nothing.

Why did it rain happiness? The people who wrote the jokes above and below this one exploded.

Whats black and white all over? Michael Jackson

Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your heart.

what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

Why did the blonde blow up? She ate a bomb.

What did the waiter say to an overweight customer? May I take your order?

How many cans does the average alcoholic drink in one night? None. Cans are solid and therefore cannot be drank.

How do you know when a ghost is lying? I don't know because I've never met one, so from personal experience I couldn't tell you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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