Q. What did the Cat say to the Dog? A. "These humans are so jobless.."

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what did the girl get with her blueberry waffles? blue waffles.

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What did one prostitute say to the other prostitute? I'm dying of AIDS

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what is black and white and red all over? a group of people of mixed races playing paintball.

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a. why? b. because

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Q:why did i cross the road A: time to get a watch

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Knock Knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny your son let me in mom! Son, I have something to tell you. What? Well, you're actually adopted *sobs*

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Jerry Sandusky prefers twenty eight year olds. 20 eight year olds.

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What did the blind, deaf and dumb lady name her kid? Sebastion.

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A bar walks into a man... Wait, that's impossible.

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Q: Why did Jimmy not have balls? A: A terrible, terrible sand paper accident.

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How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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What did the three best friends say to eachother? We are all best friends

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What's worse than having to watch your dad rape your mom? Having to watch your mom rape your dad.

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What's red bubbly and spins around? A baby in a microwave

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Obama walks into a hospital....

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Why did the bird fall. Its tree got cut down.

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A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

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I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's raape?

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What do u call a cripple Biv

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Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

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Roses are Gray. Violets are Gray. I am a Dog.

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Why was the white man's girlfriend a whore? Because she engaged in sexual relations with a multitude of other men.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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