- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a white man and black man who are facing each other? They have different rights.

What's dark, has an opening, and guys like to go in it. A cave

You know who else sucks dick? My aunt Jane. She was forced to become a prostitute after she got fired from her job.

What is is one good thing about global Waming? Nothing.

Why Didn't LeBron James go to College? He was really good and decided to go to the NBA straight out of High School.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroy his family and career.

What did the raped girl say to the doctor? Nothing she was dead on arrival.

Why could the little girl not swim? She had rabies.

Roses are red Violets are blue That's what they tell me Because I'm blind

why did the duck cross the road? because his dk was stuck in the chickens a....

What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing Jenga on September 11th.

Man: get back in the kitchen! Women: no Man: ok

A dyslexic man walks into a saloon and asks for a hair cut.

Sometimes Jamie wishes he could be a different person. He wishes he didnt have to eat dick everynight but it was all to late. He had to take it down the throat but he enjoyed the tickle it gave him

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he died.

How do you get someone to come out of the closet? Unlock it

What do you call someone who copies a previously posted anti-joke without doing any research to see if it has been posted before? a lazy good for nothing rectum licking testicle sucking gonad gobbling arse bandit with narcissism issues

Cacti are green Clouds are white Spoons are silver Corn is yellow Carrots are orange Asphalt is black Grapes are purple Cinnamon is brown Lets's have sex

A woman tells her boyfriend that shes going shopping. Later that day the boyfriend sees her in an alley giving a blow job to a stranger so he says "What are you doing here?"

there was a black guy and white guy, they were walking down a street to da bus stop, the bus comes by and says where yall goin and they say 21st avenue street; so they walk away and the black guy says(in a black voice): "wait buses dont talk!"

What do you get when you cross a Fish and a Duck? A Dish

Q: Why did the little boy have freckles? A: Heredity

A blind man walks into a wall.

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