A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

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What do you call a black man that has just gotten out of jail? A former criminal who has served his time in prison and is now trying to redeem himself by becoming a respectable member of his community

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Why didn't the white kid go to school? Because it was Martin Luther King day.

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A man walks into a bar,gets a drink, and then leaves.

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Me: Hey frank, wanna die? Frank: No, why? Me: (Kills Frank) Frank: Dude why did you kill Frank?

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What's black when its clean and white when its dirty? A black guy that rolls in flour.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a shot. The bartender asks to see his I.D. The man explains that he had lost his I.D. earlier in the day. The bartender then asked the man to leave, so he left.

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A black man walks into a store with a gun. He is a policeman bringing in a murder weapon as part of his investigation.

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What did the black man say when he waked into KFC? Can I use the restroom?

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Little Susie fell of the swings. Where did she go? On the ground.

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My parents died!

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

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Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

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Your blood is red. Your bruises are blue. I have a gun. Now drag your carcass away from my residence.

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roses are red violets are blue i need a pee and so do u

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Guest: "Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?" Hotel Host: "I can't imagine, unless it's because you have the plate he usually eats from."

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Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

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Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

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Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

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Why is jordan goldstein a fag cause he doesnt like my videos

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What do you call Batman with a knife in his chest? Dead

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The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

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why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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