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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say if you see a floating TV at night? Wow a floating TV. It's amazing how far technology has progressed throughout the years.

Every day thousands of pets and animals are beaten, neglected and abused.

your mama so jewish ( fat ) she had to take up two seats on the plane to fly here in the end there was no chocolate left she was taking up the whole plane space.

Question: What is worse then a worm in your apple? Answer: A number of different things I would imagine...

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Bushes are red, Oh shit, my garden is on fire

what is worse than finding finding an apple in your worm? Finding your peanut shells in your peanut.

Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

Two pretzels were walking down the street when one got assaulted...

why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead How did the second koala fall out of the tree? it was hit by the first one how did the third koala fall out of the tree? it thought it was a game and jumped off

Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

What's red and smells like cherries. Cherries

Q: What goes up but doesn't come down? A: Columbia

A friend of mine said; the only vegetables that makes you cry are oignons. that was before I hit him with a watermelon

An elderly man farts during Sunday morning mass. The children around him laugh and then their parents remind them to be respectful.

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

Why was little Sammy crying? because she had a frog stapled to her forehead

2 + 2 = 4

Is that my bread? I sure hope so.

What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it did not realize it was a man-made distinction for constructed transportation vehicles and had a coincidental tendency to walk toward the area on the other side to find food or avoid birds flying over.

What do you call a Mexican that doesn't have a lawn mower? An honest working induvidual that just so happens to live in the city and does not own a lawn mower

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a mountainous mound of slain human offspring? There is none, the second is conferred to the subject of a conversation using a highly advanced vernacular.

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