One day, a small bald man was walking up the street, when her saw a large red porche, extremely grand, and the door was wide open. He walked over and inspected the open door, and to his surprise, the keys were in place by the steering wheel. He was a good man, with a loving wife and two teenage children, and he had no intention of steeling the vehicle. But astonished by the owner lack of protection, he hopped into the car and drove it around the block, just for the thrill of riding such an amazing car. Around 30 seconds after, he parked the car, got out, leaving the car in the same place, with the door open and the keys in, then he walked home and lived the rest of his life.

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Yo mama so fat that when she jumped into a pool she displaced more water than someone who was of a normal weight

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A blind man walks into a bar. The next day he goes out and buys a new seeing eye dog.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Cheese and toast

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Knock knock Who's There Sally Sally who? Sally who .got hit with a fridge and fell off a tree because I have no arms. Sorry, I do not know you.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

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Guess where my mom lives? Utah? Correct Guess where my dad lives? Utah? Correct Guess where my aunt lives Utah!?!?!? NO!!!! Trick Question b... she's dead

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What happened when Chuck Norris jumped into the pool? He then got water on him, and later had to dry off.

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Eh yo Sean u mr. Kingston Hey, how are you doing?

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What's did the white man say to the black man? Howdy.

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

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how many times did lucy's mom drop her baby on its head? none, her mom died giving birth.....

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why suck a long face the horse shits on the floor and walks out

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How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

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Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

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What's 18 inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

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two men write a poem one says quack the other says woof what is the middle of the number witch is amazing because who ever is reading this you are beautiful and have chucken food ion your cheek bone connected to the knee cap indeed i shall write on to you guys saying how lovley it is TO MAKE FIRENDS WITH CHICKENS

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What happened when the boy fell off of the bridge? He died

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So it could cause traffic accidents.

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What do you call a cow that's holy? Holy Cow

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What's funnier than the holocaust? Nothing.

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whats the difference between the same pair of shoes? one shoe is for the left an one if for the right

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What's wet and pink and fun to watch in someone's face? A big bubble gum bubble exploding into someone's face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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