How do you make a person cross the road? Ask them nicely.

A horse walks into a bar and begins to moo. Everyone is confused until it takes off its costume and reveals it's just a cow.

Q: Were did the balls go? A: In the sack.

Why did the baby stop laughing? Would you if you pooped your pants?

What did the horse say to the cow? Nothing because animals cannot speak.

If you share rice between 30 Africans what do they each have? Aids.

Why was the Black man running with a T.V.? Because he had just purchased a new LCD FlatScreen from BestBuy, and a torrential downpour had just began and he didn't have a free hand to hold up his umbrella.

What do you call a Muslim in control of a plane? A pilot

What is brown and sticky? A lot of things are brown and sticky

Why did the black man buy ten packets of Kool-Aid at the supermarket? Because it is a refreshing beverage that many individuals enjoy drinking.

your momma is so poor that she is on welfare.

Adam Thomas is homosexual

Bill: Heydidyouknowlosersaywhat Donny: What? Bill: Loser

Why did the old lady talk to a tree? She had Alzheimer's and was going to die.

Like does not mean said. You can blame Justin Bieber for that one, cuz he was like "Baby Baby Baby" and I was like "no"

yo mamma is so fat when people look at her they say "you're fat"

You read this in school as the kid sitting next to you stares at his computer screen.

Q: Why did the baby cry when it came out of the moms stomach? A: The doctor dropped it!

Chris: Hey, want to hear a sad joke? Joe: No, those are mean and offensive.

Q: How do you make a black man think you're racist? A: Racism

Why wasn't the TV remote working? It was out of batteries.

what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

How many licks did it take for the owl to get to the center of the tootsie roll tootsie pop? A: Since when did owls have tounges?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...