- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Dumbo fly? Because he had just been killed by an African Poacher, and dead elephants can't fly. This is very sad.

Your mom is so fat that when she wears a yellow raincoat outside, people notice a rather large woman who is enjoying the weather and wearing a yellow raincoat.

Why was David sad? Because he got his head stuck in a window.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

"Hey, do you guys wanna hear a joke?!" -no, shut up.

Why did Sam have no friends? He was dead.

why is justin bieber so pale? Because he hasn't come out of the closet.

vatalk you are retarded!!!!!

A group of black people are arrested for murder, what do you need? A better prison.

you give like i give lomain

Knock Knock Who’s there? Your son Your son who? Your son who’s sick of having a paranoid mother who won’t just open the door!

What do you call a blonde in a library? Lost

You played so good! No, I played well. Okay??

YO FACE

why did the black man go to court he was a lawyer it's is job

justin littleton being sucessful

Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was getting chased by a pedophile

What's the difference between Wayne Gretzky and Courtney Love? They have different proffesions

Did you just fall from heaven? If not I'm gonna beat the shit out of you

An automobile mechanic busted an engine fuse. A prostitute had oral sex with a Marine. An Inuit hunter detonated a sea mammal with TNT. What do they all have in common? They all blew a seal.

Q. Why did little suzy fall off her swing? A. She dosen`t have any arms. Knock knock. Whos there? Not Suzy.

Why didn't Superman save anyone on September 11? He was in a wheelchair.

Why did Sally cross the road? Because a rapist was chasing her

Where do babies come from? My sex dungeon

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