- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black airline pilot? An airline pilot.

Why did the man fall off of his bike? He was hit by a car and died in a tragic accident.

A psychotic man walks into a pharmacy He buys his weekly medication to control his condition.

What is it... Michael J Fox has a small one, modonna doesnt have one, Arnold Shwatznegger has a long one, the pope doesn't use his, and bill clinton uses his a lot. A last name

A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

Face Hunter is scum

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

Why was six afraid of seven? He was wanted for murder.

So three ants are in a straight line. The first ant said there's an ant behind me, the second ant said there's an ant behind me, and the third ant said there's an ant behind me. Why is this? The third ant lied.

What happens if you jump on barbed wire, but break your fall? You hurt your arm as well.

Q.How many dinosaur species can jump as high as a house? A.All of them, houses can't jump

Connor is homo

Llega San Pedro le dice a dios y se va.

two kids see a girl naked in the woods They walk away promptly to their homes and tell their mothers.

Why did the horse go to the doctor? It had a heart disease.

What's big, black and hard to swallow? A bowling ball.

A police man pulls over a blonde for speeding. The policeman tells her she was speeding and starts to write a ticket. She get emotional and begins to cry. He writes the ticket, she signs it, and she drives off.

What did Robin say to Justin Beiber? You're gay. Angus L.

Why did the 60 y/o man take erectile dysfunction pills? His doctor prescribed them.

Whats worse than burnt toast? Getting molested

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

What did the dead man say? Nothing because dead human beings have no beating heart and do not live so they cannot speak.

What did the T Rex say to the pterodactyl? ROIRWR!!!

A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

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